RUMOR: Jeremy Renner to be Replaced by More Handsome Actor as Hawkeye in Avengers: Age of Ultron
Or at least, that's what this totally taken out of context picture leads us to believe.
BREAKING: Photographic Evidence That Previously Announced Cast Members Are Appearing on Daredevil
CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT, CLICKBAIT!!!!
RUMOR: WB Bans All Humor, Levity, Frivolity, Triviality, Jokes and Guffaws from DC Superhero Films
The studio also reportedly punched a puppy in the face this morning, just to see it cry.
DC to Prep Next Generation of Comics Journalists with New Lois Lane Young Adult Novel by Gwenda Bond
Hopefully this new generation will learn to respect their craft and avoid journalistic pitfalls like saying mean things about DC Comics.
Marvel Filling Office With Post-It Notes Reminding Selves Not to Have Milo Manara Draw Cover to Rumored New Jean Grey Book
The company is taking precautionary measures to avoid accidentally turning a rumored new book about the underage character into a softcore porn comic.
Zack Snyder Subjects Two Batman vs. Superman Stars to Cold Water Torture, Films the Whole Sick Thing
Presumably, the two stars were punished for smiling too much on set.
BREAKING: Moderately Known White Actor May Be Cast as Lead in Marvel Film
Already, people are praising Marvel for their bold decision.
Donald Glover to Finally Play the Spider-Man We Deserve
Okay, it's just for the Ultimate Spider-Man TV show, but still.
Marvel to Release Deadpool 75th Anniversary Variants Because There Are Mindless Assholes Out There Who Like Deadpool
And people will buy them because people suck.
Game of Thrones Director Neil Marshall Wants to Make a Black Widow Movie
He mentioned it in an interview, and now the internet will do our best to make it come true.
Chloe Moretz is Done With Hit Girl Because You're a Bunch of No Good Stinking Pirates
The Kick-Ass actress also shared her thoughts on female superheroes in movies.
Lizard-Themed Cyber Terrorists Fight American Imperialism With DDOS Attack on Sony Playstation Network
We are not making anything about this story up.
Starlets, Stranglings, and Plenty of Style: The Fade Out #1 Review
Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips team-up (what a shocker!) to bring us a new series about Hollywood's dark underbelly.
Josh Trank Answers 'Fantastic Four' Questions, Offers 'First Look' at The Thing
Fantastic Four Director Josh Trank had a Q&A on Twitter today and offered answers to some of the major fan questions about the new movie.
Did Evangeline Lily Get a Haircut for Ant-Man Filming?
No... she got THEM ALL CUT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DC Might Finally Get Around to Sending Yale Stewart a Cease and Desist Letter
DC reportedly doesn't want unlicensed fan art being sold for charity when it's made by a guy who sends pictures of his junk to women that didn't ask for them.
DC Readers Outraged by Drastic Changes as Company Introduces New Power Girl
Lots of people are talking about the new Power Girl, but one specific physical characteristic is stirring up lots of outrage.
DC Announces Then Hastily Scraps December "Dick Pics" Variant Theme in Wake of Yale Stewart Scandal
The announcement couldn't have come at a worse time as the brewing scandal over Stewart's allegedly unsolicited explicit photographs exploded yesterday.