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Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

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Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Postby LOLtron » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:14 am

Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Not making this up at all.



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A nineteen year old man is facing felony assault charges after attacking his roommate with a set of replica Wolverine claws.  Kristofer Huff of Vernal, Utah, attacked roommate in a domestic dispute two weeks ago.  Huff's mother was also injured in the scuffle.

The victim had several lacerations on the head, defense wounds on the hands and a deep stab wound in the thigh.  The report also indicates that a knife was involved with the attack.  It appears that neither person injured in the assault suffered any life-threatening injuries. 

Due to the odd nature of the attack, it's doubtful that Huff and his roommates were disagreeing about Avengers vs. X-Men, the current Marvel event that has spurred several scuffles between former friends and family members.  More likely it was because Huff's mother was dating the roommate, whom Huff had been best friends with since he was younger.

Life lesson: if dating your best friend's mother, make sure that you don't take her back to the apartment you share with him, especially if he has a variety of things with which to stab you. 



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Re: Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:55 am

I wonder if he said "Let's go bub!" before attacking him.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:05 am

Rumor has it the attack happened after the roommate said "your mother is the best at what she does. But what she does isn't very nice" :groucho:
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Re: Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Postby Mr. Log » Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:23 am

IvCNuB4 wrote:Rumor has it the attack happened after the roommate said "your mother is the best at what she does. But what she does isn't very nice" :groucho:


:lol:

I mean... :smt011

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Postby Doc Jon » Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:42 am

IvCNuB4 wrote:Rumor has it the attack happened after the roommate said "your mother is the best at what she does. But what she does isn't very nice" :groucho:


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Re: Utah Teen Attacks Roommate with Wolverine Claws

Postby The Old Doctor » Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:24 am

I wonder how Romney feels about these Mormons...
"Why are you pointing your screwdrivers like that? They're scientific instruments, not water pistols."
"Oh, the pointing again! They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?"
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