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by **MistaT** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:02 am

I wouldn't say I "beat some one up", but I have been in a couple fights when I was younger. Most of those were one punch fights though. I have a mean left, if I hit you, you're gonna go down.

The one fight where I got beat up was from a kid I had one punched and knocked out the week before. He sucker punched me in the lunch line. Totally didn't see it coming. I was picking up my food and shit and WHAM, before I knew what was happening I was on the ground and he was coming in for another shot. He got a couple more in before it was broken up. Two weeks later during P.E. I got back at him during a basketball game. Knocked him out again with one punch. We were pretty cool after that.

When I was in the Army I did both boxing and kickboxing for a short while, but neither really held my interest. I mainly did them to see how how good I was. I'm decent enough, and got the validation that I do in fact have a mean left hook.

by **The Shadow** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:42 am

I lived in a shitty neighbourhood when I was growing up and was in fights all time. I have been stabbed in the leg with a small knife, slashed and cut with a razor blade and almost lost my right eye because after a fight (I won) the kid threw a broken piece of a picket fence at me. I got 40 stitches.

To answer the question I beat kids up but usually it was because they started it. The one fight I remember starting was because a kid stole my bike. When I found him riding it I COULD have just taken it and left but instead kicked the shit out of him. His parents were going to call the police until they found out why and his dad called my dad to say they weren't going to involve the police because his son deserved it.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:26 pm

nietoperz wrote:When I was twelve a kid took a swing at me and I fought back a little too keenly. He ended up going backward down a flight of stairs and was on crutches for a year or so afterward. I learned to control my temper after that.

It took you a year or so to heal up?

by **Rockman** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:37 pm

once in kindergarden this kid kept picking on me. So one day I realized the only to stand up to a bully is ot beat them at their own game. I kicked him in the groin and beat him so bad he wasn't moving when I was done. I don't know what happened to him because the military took me to a special training program the next day. It was pretty surreal.

by **Keb** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:03 pm

Rockman wrote:once in kindergarden this kid kept picking on me. So one day I realized the only to stand up to a bully is ot beat them at their own game. I kicked him in the groin and beat him so bad he wasn't moving when I was done. I don't know what happened to him because the military took me to a special training program the next day. It was pretty surreal.

What kind of training? How to kill your enemy with bad jokes?

by **nietoperz** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:51 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
It took you a year or so to heal up?

Reading comprehension was never your strong suit, was it?

by **Arion** » Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:28 pm

Greg wrote:Once in Junior High, there was this kid that bugged me a lot. He always had some smart shit to say and always found some way to annoy me. Overall, though, I never really let him bug me too much, I would find ways to get him back, but I think over time his constant annoying started to get to me little by little. One day he passed by me while I was working and he dropped my pencil. I told him to pick up my pencil and he started acting all hard again, "Oh, what you gonna do? Huh? Yeah, I dropped your pencil, what you gonna do? I ain't picking that shit up." I got up slowly and got to his face and said, "Pick up the pencil." He didn't, kept talking, and I grabbed him by the throat, lifted him up and slammed him down onto the table but didn't let go of his neck. I kept choking him down while yelling to him, "Yeah, say shit now, you wanna keep fucking with me?" Other students rushed to separate us but they couldn't get me off him until a teacher from the next room ran in and pulled me off of him. I still remember our Spanish professor yelling, "Help, help! He's going to kill him!"

The kid never fucked with me again.

That's a great story. I did something similar once, I smashed a guy's head against the wall, the sound was so loud that everyone in the classroom looked at us. The guy was very annoying, but after that he stopped being such a pest.

I also lost my patience once and I lift someone off the ground and made him land on top of the floor, the impact totally took him by surprise and he stopped bothering me.

My last year of high school I stopped doing this, but there were a couple of guys that deserved a much more violent reaction than this...

by **Psivage** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:55 am

For some reason this kid and I always fought. No reason, nothing bad ever happen between us. It was a given when recess came we would fight.

Not sure if there was really any winner or loser.

Eventually he moved. Then the only fighting i ever done was with my cats and dog.

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:11 pm

nietoperz wrote:
Reading comprehension was never your strong suit, was it?

Helps if I real bothered to read and not skim. :oops:

by **Cat-Scratch** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 12:12 pm

Psivage wrote:For some reason this kid and I always fought. No reason, nothing bad ever happen between us. It was a given when recess came we would fight.

Not sure if there was really any winner or loser.

Eventually he moved. Then the only fighting i ever done was with my cats and dog.

They win more then not, right?

by **Psivage** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 1:49 pm

Cat-Scratch wrote:
They win more then not, right?

shut your whore mouth! :smt013

yes

by **Arion** » Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:09 pm

Psivage wrote:For some reason this kid and I always fought. No reason, nothing bad ever happen between us. It was a given when recess came we would fight.

Not sure if there was really any winner or loser.

Eventually he moved. Then the only fighting i ever done was with my cats and dog.

Strange story.

by **Rockman** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:34 am

Keb wrote:What kind of training? How to kill your enemy with bad jokes?

just like a kind of military school.

At this school there was this french kid who didn't like me very much. A couple of years older than me. I was in his platoon for training excercises for a while, but he wasn't very good and I ended disobeying an order but winning the game. He didn't like it. Eventually I got my own platoon and we ended up winning every match. This kid got so mad at me he attacked me one day with his friends in the bathroom. I beat him so badly he just laid there in a pool of his blood not moving. I never knew what happened to the guy, I left the school the next day.

by **CountD** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:18 pm

i'm a pacifist, so no.

by **CountD** » Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:23 pm

nietoperz wrote:When I was twelve a kid took a swing at me and I fought back a little too keenly. He ended up going backward down a flight of stairs and was on crutches for a year or so afterward. I learned to control my temper after that.

wow, that must have been a hell of a shot. :shock:

In HS, a friend of mine did that to some puerto rican steroid guy-he flew clean down the stairs. When he recovered, the steroid guy got about 20 of his black and latino friends to jump the three of us. (Two of us were walking home with him). the fight poured onto the street and my friends got the shit kicked out of them. I got out relatively unscathed cuz I guess I wasn't a primary target.

I guess the lesson I learned that day is: when you hear a stampede of feet behind you, TAKE COVER or RUN!