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A poll was made. Only two survived. Which comic is better - Happy #1 or Talon #0? Make your voice heard!



Now to the usual business:

Happy #1

story GRANT MORRISON
art / cover DARICK ROBERTSON
SEPTEMBER 26
32 PAGES / FC / M
$2.99
Meet NICK SAX - a corrupt, intoxicated ex-cop turned hit-man, adrift in a stinking twilight world of casual murder, soulless sex, eczema and betrayal.
With a hit gone wrong, a bullet in his side, the cops and the mob on his tail, and a monstrous child killer in a Santa suit on the loose, Nick and his world will be changed forever this Christmas.
By a tiny blue horse called Happy...

Digital copy can be found here.

Talon #0

Written by SCOTT SNYDER and JAMES TYNION IV
Art and cover by GUILLEM MARCH
On sale SEPTEMBER 26 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
• A new series featuring the Court of Owls’ unstoppable killing machine!
• Meet Calvin Rose, the only Talon ever to escape the grasp of the Court of Owls. This former assassin just wants to live a normal life...but that’s impossible, since he’s being hunted by his former masters!

Digital copy can be found here.


Ze rules:

Review as often or as little as you like. Once you've posted 5 reviews, you will be awarded 1 pick. You can post 5 reviews, right? That's a totally achievable goal and with day and date digital releases becoming the standard, it shouldn't matter if your shop ordered enough copies of this weeks comic or not.

When multiple Review Groupers have posted 5 (or more) qualifying reviews, they will be awarded their pick in the order that they qualified. What constitutes a qualifying review? Any review posted (with a score on a scale from 0-10, that's right 0!) within 1 calendar month of the thread going live. Reviews are to be at least 5 sentences long. It shows that a) you have at least read this week's pick and b) you have some unique insight into the comic.

Reviews posted while waiting in line for your pick will be applied to your next pick.

I'll be keeping track of everyone's progress with the newly christened Spreadsheet of Fantastic (RIP, Spreadsheet of Doom) and reporting the results in the Current Members list in the weekly OP. When it's your turn to make a pick, I will PM you. If you do not respond to me by Midnight EST the following Sunday, you will lose your pick and I will start a poll to determine that week's selection.

Any week in which we do not have a Review Grouper with 5 qualifying picks, we will determine the week's comic via poll.

If it's your week to pick, remember to keep it under $3.99.

Naturally, this new system is new and it may be necessary to make changes as we go.

Since no one else has 5 reviews under their belt, a poll will be put up to determine next week's pick. Next week's releases are listed here. It'll be up by week's end and ideas for what should be included into the poll will be considered.

Suggestions welcome.

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Amoebas
Eli Katz
guitarsmashley
Jude Terror


3 Reviews Posted
bkthompson
BlueStreak
Ntikrst
Victorian Squid

2 Reviews Posted
doombug
Punchy
Stephen Day


1 Review Posted
Amlah
ElijahSnowFan
GLX
john lewis hawk
Midas
Sakie
SilverPhoenix

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123. Transformers Spotlight: Cyclonus - 5.92
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226. S.H.I.E.L.D. #2 - 7.57
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249. Hellboy: Double Feature of Evil - 8.5
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276. Secret Avengers #13 - 4.49
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281. THUNDER Agents #8 - 7.95
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283. Red Wing #1 - 6.1
284. Daredevil #1 - 7.92
285. Amazing Spider-Man #666 - 6.15
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288. Damaged #1 - 7.31
289. Ultimate Comics Ultimates #1 - 5.41
290. Uncanny X-Force #14 - 8.11
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294. Aquaman #1 - 5.87
295. Animal Man #2 - 8.04
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298. Wolverine and the X-Men #1 - 8.09
299. Six Guns #1 - 7.6
300. Unwritten #31 - 7.8
301. Avengers #19 - 5.5
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304. Defenders #1 - 8.55
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308. Fatale #1 - 7.8
309. Severed #6 - 8.5
310. Hellblazer #287 - 9
311. Secret Avengers #21.1 - 6.06
312. Winter Soldier #1 - 8.88
313. Batwoman #6 - 3.88
314. Daredevil #9 - 7.33
315. The Sixth Gun #19 - 8
316. Moon Knight #10 - 6.75
317. Hulk #49 - 7.5
318. The Shade #6 - 7.13
319. Amazing Spider-Man #682 - 7.13
320. Avengers vs. X-Men #0 - 5
321. Swamp Thing #8 - 7.88
322. America's Got Powers #1 - 5.5
323. Reset #1 - 8
324. The Goon #39 - 7
325. Dial H #1 - 4.45
326. Dan the Unharmable #1 - 7.5
327. Dancer #1 - 6.58
328. Batman Incorportated #1 - 7.14
328. Youngblood #71 - 4.17
329. Star Trek The Next Generation/Doctor Who: Assimilation #1 - 6.21
330. Insufferable Weeks 1-6 - 7.71
331. The Massive #1 - 6.92
332. Baltimore: Dr. Leskovar's Remedy #1 - 8.6
333. Hit Girl #1 - 6 (Only one review was in.....seriously)
334. Infernal Man-Thing #1 - 7.25
335. Punk Rock Jesus #1 - 6.38
336. Captain Marvel #1 - 4 (Only one review in)
336. Avengers vs. X-Men #8 - 7 (Only one review in)
337. Debris #1 - 5.5
338. X-Men #33 - 4.4
339. Gambit #1 - 7 (Only one review in)
340. Before Watchmen: Rorschach #1 - 7.5
341. Rocketeer: Cargo of Doom #1 - 7.5
342. Uncanny X-Force #30 - 8.8
343. Action Comics #0 - 3.8
344. Batman #0 - 7.3
345. The Unwritten #41 - 8

[Punchy]

Happy! #1(of 4)

Image Comics’ big push continues with perhaps the biggest creator so far making the move to the Big I. It’s only bloody Grant Morrison and he’s only gone and written another completely fucking crazy piece of possible genius. Alongside one of my favourite artists, Darick Robertson, Happy! is one of the strangest comics I’ve read this year, it starts out as a very dark, very sweary and very violent crime thriller, with gangsters, prostitutes and serial killers, and then, out of nowhere, a talking blue cartoon horse shows up. It’s odd. It was interesting to see Morrison get filthy again, because even his recent Vertigo work like Seaguy or We3 or Joe The Barbarian has been fairly family friendly, and this is decidedly not. Nick Sax is a bad man, and the situation he finds himself in is dark. I was particularly shocked by the page where he shoots the serial killer who was dressed as a prawn (I told you this was weird), with a panel focusing on the killer’s ejaculate. I did feel like Morrison dropped us in at the deep end a bit, because Nick as a character is not very well defined, we know he’s bad, and we know he either used to be a cop or still is a cop. I’m sure we’ll find out later though. The arrival of Happy The Horse though, that’s the main event here, what the heck is that? I can’t wait to see where this is going, is Nick just crazy, or what? Either way, this was a great way to kick-start my Christmas season, and with the promise of a Paedophile Santa, it’s only going to get more twistedly festive. Robertson’s artwork was excellent, the same level as his The Boys work. This won’t be for everyone, but if you like Morrison, this is him uncut, and there isn’t anything else like this out there.

7/10

[GLX]

Turns out my shop sold out of Happy on the first day that it was out. What the fuck is up with shops under-ordering high profile Image Comics?

[GLX]

Saturday bump.

[Stephen Day]

Talon #0

I wasn't sure what to expect going into this issue as one issue of All-Star Western is the only other exposure I've had to the Court of Owls. It was a very enjoyable read I have to say. Calvin Rose has an interesting background (I love that he was part of the same circus as the Graysons) and seems like he would be a fun character to follow on a monthly basis.

The story itself is well done and self contained -- a fact that is always a bonus for me. The situation Rose finds himself in isn't complicated, but it works very well. I was very satisfied by the time the end of the issue came.

I'll give this an 8 out of 10.

[Stephen Day]

Since I also reviewed Infernal Man-Thing #1 and Gambit #1 today, I hope this bumps my total up to five reviews.

[GLX]

Since I also reviewed Infernal Man-Thing #1 and Gambit #1 today, I hope this bumps my total up to five reviews.

Mentioned the answer in the Man-Thing thread, but I'll expand upon it. There's a month time limit for a review to be counted. It's a rule that I'm keeping from the previous Review Group runs.

[Stephen Day]

Mentioned the answer in the Man-Thing thread, but I'll expand upon it. There's a month time limit for a review to be counted. It's a rule that I'm keeping from the previous Review Group runs.

Yeah, I just saw your response in the Infernal Man-Thing thread. It's disappointing, but I understand.

[GLX]

Yeah, I just saw your response in the Infernal Man-Thing thread. It's disappointing, but I understand.

As a dude who reads most comics via the library, I know how you feel.

[GLX]

In the hope that it won't be drowned out, here's the poll thread for this week's pick:

the-news-stand/review-group-poll-t88321.html

[Punchy]

When this book was announced, I admit I rolled my eyes, but it turns out that this was actually pretty damned good! This issue introduces us to Calvin Rose, a former Talon who turned on the Court Of Owls and who looks like being an interesting character. We see a lot of Calvin’s history, and Snyder and Tynion IV expand the idea of the Court using Haly’s circus as a secret training ground for the Talons, but whereas Dick Grayson escaped their clutches, Calvin, ironically an escape artist, didn’t, and became an assassin for them. The escape artist as superhero as always been a good one, going back to Mister Miracle and of course The Escapist, so it was very cool to see a character who is more about that than just violence. This was a very strong opening issue, although I am wondering how much of what we saw here will be present once the series gets going in #1 in the present day. The origin story is good, but can the character sustain an ongoing? We shall see, but I am intrigued. I was very impressed by the art of Guillem March, he’s been getting a lot of stick online lately for his Catwoman covers, but he’s a very good artist, reminding me here of Rags Morales and even Joe Kubert, really nice, and not a contorted spine in sight.

7/10

[GLX]

Tomorrow's pick will be....

Daredevil: End of Days #1

BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS & DAVID MACK (W)
KLAUS JANSON & BILL SIENKIEWICZ (A)
Cover BY ALEX MALEEV
variant cover BY DAVID MACK
Collage Variant by PASCAL GARIN
Variant Cover by TBA
• Revealed at last…how it ends for the Man without Fear!
• In the near future, investigative reporter Ben Urich has one last story to write – what was Matt Murdock’s the final secret?
• A story years in the making brought to you by some of the greatest creators in Daredevil history!
40 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99