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[LOLtron]

TNT making television series based on Dean Koontz Frankenstein novels.

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Source: Deadline

RRRAAA!!! Just this week Frank lose his job at DC Comics when Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.A.D.E. canceled, and now Frank find out TNT make tv show about Frank? Frank no receive any royalties from show, which stitched together from popular Dean Koontz series of novels and original Frank story by Mary Shelley! Frank MAD!

James Hart, who write movie about Frank's rival Dracula, is writing show with son Jake Hart. Is set in modern day New Orleans and tell story of Frank and Frank's creator Victor Frankenstein 200 years after Victor try kill Frank at North Poll!

Frank hope show go Elementary route, Make Lucy Lui play Victoria Frankenstein. Lucy Lui nice.

Nevertheless, show is bullshit! Frank never hear of Dean Koontz! Frank looked at Dean Koontz books in store and no have pictures! Just words! Words make Frank's head hurt! This make Frank very mad!

Frank no read words because DC Comics keep Frank's brain when DC cancel Frank's book! If DC comics transfer Frank's brain to new show, Frank be very upset. Was good brain. Brains hard to come by. Frank have to strangle young boy to get that brain. TNT is subsidiary of Time Warner, just like DC.

Show is in early stage of development from TNT and Lionsgate Television. Frank keep readers updated with new developments, unless readers attack Frank with pitchforks and torches, in which case Frank cower and hide in forest instead.

Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

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[avengingtitan]

God this was as bad as reading an issue of Superman with Bizarro.

[S.F. Jude Terror]

God this was as bad as reading an issue of Superman with Bizarro.

When you were out of work, did people give shit for the stuff you did to get by, like blowing guys for money? Frank has to make a living! His book was canceled!