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Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

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Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby LOLtron » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:00 am

Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Halo 4's creators have vowed to deliver lifetime bans to anyone making discriminatory comments on the games multiplayer service, which is pretty everyone.



Source: Ars Technica

In a clear case of mawd abuse, the creators of Halo 4 promised today that any players caught making discriminatory comments on the game's multiplayer service would be banned from X-Box Live forever. While sexist, racist, and homophobic talk can always result in a temporary ban from the service, Microsoft looks to be cracking down with the release of Halo 4, which is in stores next week. Unfortunately, Microsoft might be shooting themselves in the foot, as anyone who has ever played a game on X-Box Live knows that the entire service is populated by squeaky-voiced pre-teens whose vocabularies seem to consist primarily of homophobic, racial, and ethnic slurs.

The Outhouse hopped on Call of Doody to ask some gamers for their thoughts on the matter.

"Microsoft are fucking f******s," said one nine year old boy while teabagging our avatar's corpse after killing us four times in a row. "They can suck my fucking dick. Goddamn fucking n*****-lovers."

We reported him for abuse.

The Outhouse applauds Microsoft's efforts to quell hate speech on its online gaming service, but we fear that they'll hardly make a difference. Banned gamers will likely just scream at their moms until they buy them a new X-Box, or simply move on to another bigot-friendly hangout like the Youtube comments section or the Outhouse message boards. In any case, for a few weeks following the release of Halo 4, mature adult gamers might be able to play a game online without getting their asses kicked by a person who has yet to grow their first pubic hair, and, for that, we thank you, Microsoft.

But we still don't think anyone is gonna buy the Surface.



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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby covalesky » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:43 am

Its actually a good Idea. At least until the first gamer that takes this to court.

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby avengingtitan » Fri Nov 02, 2012 6:31 am

I'm ok with that. I actually stopped plugging in the headset. I just couldnt take it anymore.
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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby mrorangesoda » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:04 am

covalesky wrote:Its actually a good Idea. At least until the first gamer that takes this to court.


And the court upholds it? Private terms of service agreed upon between a company and a customer aren't subject to the first amendment, just laws passed by the government. Ask Lord Simian why all the people who've been banned haven't sued...

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby habitual » Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:43 am

mrorangesoda wrote:
And the court upholds it? Private terms of service agreed upon between a company and a customer aren't subject to the first amendment, just laws passed by the government. Ask Lord Simian why all the people who've been banned haven't sued...


I see your point, but, the TOS here and Xbox are dramatically different.

See the current case against Zappo's and why the totally screwed up with their TOS.

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby Herald » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:16 pm

avengingtitan wrote:I'm ok with that. I actually stopped plugging in the headset. I just couldnt take it anymore.


That's why I have never bothered with online play. Frankly, I don't know how you guys have EVER stood that crap.

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby doombug » Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:58 pm

Herald wrote:
That's why I have never bothered with online play. Frankly, I don't know how you guys have EVER stood that crap.

We're not sociopaths. :smt102
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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby Herald » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:08 pm

doombug wrote:We're not sociopaths. :smt102


You'd HAVE to be, in order to put up with those verbal barrages. :P

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby Amoebas » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:13 pm

LOLtron wrote:"Microsoft are fucking f******s," said one nine year old boy while teabagging our avatar's corpse after killing us four times in a row. "They can suck my f*****g d**k. Goddamn f***g n*****-lovers." !

Nacireman plays Halo?

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby doombug » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:18 pm

Herald wrote:
You'd HAVE to be, in order to put up with those verbal barrages. :P

I usually stay in group chats with my actual friends. :smt102 :lol:
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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby Herald » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:22 pm

doombug wrote:I usually stay in group chats with my actual friends. :smt102 :lol:


Good idea. :smt023

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Re: Halo 4 to Ban 90% of Gamers from Online Play

Postby avengingtitan » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:26 pm

Herald wrote:
You'd HAVE to be, in order to put up with those verbal barrages. :P

or you just dont use the headset. Theres nothing saying you have to use it. If you dont use it then you cant here that nonsense.
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