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Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamill and Fisher Excited to Return

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Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamill and Fisher Excited to Return

Postby LOLtron » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:44 am

Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamill and Fisher Excited Return

Rumor has it all three original trilogy stars are upbeat about returning to their roles for Star Wars Episode 7, but Ford may require a Han Solo death clause.



Source: EW

The Outhouse was talking to Bleeding Cool who was talking to Entertainment Weekly who was talking to a high level insider source who was talking to Harrison Ford, and he said that she said that he said that she said that Ford was upbeat about returning to his legendary role as badass space smuggler Han Solo, and that Mark "Luke Skywalker" Hamill and Carrie "Princess Leia - Slave Leia Variant" Fisher are upbeat about returning as well.

Ford, however, might only do so under circumstances - that the script kill Han Solo off, something Ford apparently wanted to happen during Return of the Jedi. That ambition was crushed under the weight of millions of dollars in Han Solo action figure revenue, but now, it could easily happen.

Ford is known for not being a big fan of Han Solo, and has rarely made appearances related to Star Wars. Rarely, as in, he did it once, in 2010, at a charity benefit screening of Empire Strikes Back. "We love you!" shouted teary-eyed fans, elated at seeing their hero in person.

"I know," Ford replied.

He was then promptly frozen in carbonite, part of a preservation process handlers are using to keep the aging action star in top shape for Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull Part 2: More CGI This Time.

Episode 7, announced by Disney after they purchased Lucasfilm last week, is expected to be in theaters in 2015. Ford, Hamill, and Fisher will want to read some scripts and whatnot, but it's likely they'll appear. George Lucas himself will serve as a consultant, but will not direct the films.

Michelle Obama, who has since gone on to become First Lady of the United States of America, is unlikely to reprise her role as fan favorite Chewbacca.







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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby sdsichero » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:36 am

Perhaps he can be taken out while smuggling a Crystal Skull

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Nov 06, 2012 4:49 am

Every interview where they asked him about reprising any of his prior characters has the same answer "i wish they'd kill the son of a bitch". Not surprised to hear his condition, AM surprised he's up for reprising it though :lol:

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby Nobama » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:39 am

Nothing quite like being a smug fuck & wholly unappreciative about the role that made you an A list famous millionaire actor. Oh well, at least he'll be in a sequel.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby covalesky » Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:12 am

Probably i'm gonna be proven wrong, but I would be perfectly happy with Luke, Lea and Han NOT being in the next movies.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby Food Eater lad » Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:23 am

I just hope they DON'T make Carrie were the slave Leia costume!
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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby David Bird » Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:37 am

Personally, I would rather see the franchise move forward. We already have the Luke-Leia-Han trilogy.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby sdsichero » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:13 pm

David Bird wrote:Personally, I would rather see the franchise move forward. We already have the Luke-Leia-Han trilogy.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:22 pm

David Bird wrote:Personally, I would rather see the franchise move forward. We already have the Luke-Leia-Han trilogy.


I definitely want to see it focus on New characters, but with the ot actors still alive and willing, it would be tragic to not give them supporting roles.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby Rockman » Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:31 pm

Harrison FOrd is completley devoid of that charisma that made Han Solo and Indiana Jones so great in the first place. I'm not too interested in seeing a burnt out cantankerous Han solo.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby David Bird » Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:14 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I definitely want to see it focus on New characters, but with the ot actors still alive and willing, it would be tragic to not give them supporting roles.


I was thinking that a compromise ('cause, of course, they listen to my opinion) could be that they use film 7 to introduce the new characters and then revisit the older ones in the next one as a means of moving the new character(s) journey forward.

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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:23 pm

David Bird wrote:
I was thinking that a compromise ('cause, of course, they listen to my opinion) could be that they use film 7 to introduce the new characters and then revisit the older ones in the next one as a means of moving the new character(s) journey forward.


Risky. What if Fisher dies of syphilis before Episode 8?
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Re: Harrison Ford Wants to Die in Star Wars Episode 7, Hamil

Postby Nightfly » Tue Nov 06, 2012 8:42 pm

I'd personally rather not have the original actors or their characters appear in the new one. Mention 'em, sure. Show 'em, no thanks.
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