Advertisement

Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

This is the main board on The Outhouse, where Outhousers talk about everything. No topics are off limits, and it doesn't have to be about comics. All the topics from the other boards also show up in The Asylum, so you never have to leave1

Hey you! Reader! Want to be a part of the GREATEST COMIC BOOK AND GEEK COMMUNITY on the web?! Logged in users see WAY LESS ADS, so why not register? It's fast and it's easy, like your mom! Sign up today! Membership spots are limited!*

*Membership spots not really limited!

LOLtron
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 26040
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 360 posts
Joined: Mon May 18, 2009 1:54 pm


Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby LOLtron » Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:06 pm

Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Kevin Clash, the puppeteer and voice of Sesame Street's Elmo, has been accused of having a relationship with a sixteen year old boy.



Source: LA Times

November 12, 2012, Sesame Street - Humans and monsters everywhere were outraged Monday morning as news broke of a scandal involving puppeteer Kevin Clash, who has been the voice of the lovably obnoxious Elmo for the past twenty-seven years. Clash has taken a leave of absence from Sesame Street after accusations surfaced that he was involved in an inappropriate sexual relationship with a teenage boy.

The boy, now twenty-three, claims that the relationship began when he was sixteen. Clash, however, insists that the boy was eighteen before any buggery occurred. "Elmo loves his goldfish," said Clash, speaking candidly to The Outhouse. "And legal sex with consenting, overage boys too."

Clash was recently the subject of the documentary film Being Elmo, which was about as popular as a film depicting the life of a person who portrays one of the most obnoxious characters in children's entertainment can be, and which showed Clash in a flattering light. Sesame Street itself has also been in the spotlight lately after the destruction of star Big Bird became one of the talking points of the Mitt Romney presidential campaign.

The Outhouse, attempting to immerse itself in the seedy underbelly of Elmo's World, attempted to "ask a baby" for its thoughts on the scandal, but the baby responded with nothing but gibberish, because babies can't fucking talk. However, we are reasonably certain that Clash did not molest this particular baby, which is a point in his favor.

Sesame Workshop claims to have conducted an investigation, and Workshop investigator and self-proclaimed "world's greatest detective" Sherlock Hemlock claims that the results were elementary and did not implicate Clash in any kind of wrongdoing. We asked Hemlock if this was a real investigation, or the sort of investigation conducted by organizations such as the Catholic Church or the Boy Scouts of America. Shouting "Egad," Hemlock then excused himself, claiming to have just located a clue in a very important case involving the letter X.

The Outhouse will keep readers appraised of the latest developments of this story, which has been brought to you by the number 16 and the letters p, e, d, and o.



Written or Contributed by Jude Terror


READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS!
Image

Advertisement

guitarsmashley
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 16325
Likes: 284 posts
Liked in: 411 posts
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:53 pm
Title: Self Important


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Nov 12, 2012 3:39 pm

Sorry Jude, this is another sacred cow. Really any case involving possible pedophilia should be better left alone.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

e_galston
User avatar
Staff Writer
 
Posts: 19756
Likes: 442 posts
Liked in: 722 posts
Joined: Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:38 pm
Location: Frederick, MD
Formerly: Sitebreaker


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby e_galston » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:01 pm

Yeah i gotta agree with yoni.
Image

Zechs
User avatar
Outhouse Editor
 
Posts: 44397
Likes: 193 posts
Liked in: 344 posts
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:10 pm
Location: From Parts Unknown
Title: Deposted Despot
Formerly: Blight, Deacon Frost, Heinrich Himmler of S_D


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby Zechs » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:22 pm

I have to third with what yoni says.
Image
Image

Image


sdsichero wrote:
I especially like and admire Zechs. He's everything I wish I could be!

Dragavon wrote:Zechs... is...

Zechs...is...

I can't say it. It's too horrible. Zechs...is...not...wrong...

S.F. Jude Terror
User avatar
OMCTO
 
Posts: 77447
Likes: 716 posts
Liked in: 1172 posts
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:44 pm
Location: Up Your Ass
Title: Webmaster Supreme
Formerly: Dr. Jude Terror


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Nov 12, 2012 4:37 pm

Ok, fair enough. :lol:
Image
I LOVE BLUD BLOOD! - Rob Liefeld

fieldy snuts
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 19378
Likes: 73 posts
Liked in: 347 posts
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:34 pm
Location: The 3040
Title: Burrr
Formerly: Sweet James Jones


Online


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Nov 12, 2012 5:15 pm

Fourthed.

nietoperz
User avatar
The Goddamn Bat-min
 
Posts: 43074
Likes: 346 posts
Liked in: 279 posts
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:36 pm
Location: Gothenburg, Sweden
Title: Forum Manager


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby nietoperz » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:05 pm

Yes, if there's one thing we've learned over the years it's that pedophilia is bad.
Image

S.F. Jude Terror
User avatar
OMCTO
 
Posts: 77447
Likes: 716 posts
Liked in: 1172 posts
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:44 pm
Location: Up Your Ass
Title: Webmaster Supreme
Formerly: Dr. Jude Terror


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:08 pm

nietoperz wrote:Yes, if there's one thing we've learned over the years it's that pedophilia is bad.


Yes, those types of threads make me uncomfortable, like Chloe Moretz.
Image
I LOVE BLUD BLOOD! - Rob Liefeld

guitarsmashley
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 16325
Likes: 284 posts
Liked in: 411 posts
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:53 pm
Title: Self Important


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:49 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Yes, those types of threads make me uncomfortable, like Chloe Moretz.


Big different of confused feelings and someone actually doing something. Especially since I'm in on/is the joke.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

Punchy
User avatar
Staff Writer
 
Posts: 34525
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 109 posts
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 10:27 am
Location: UK
Title: This guy, right?


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby Punchy » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:07 pm

16 is legal in the UK and Canada and lots of countries and even some US states, so this is a bit more debatable than other recent child abuse scandals that have been in the media lately.

So I say Jude can joke about this.

dairydead
User avatar
Zombie Guard
 
Posts: 9968
Likes: 156 posts
Liked in: 238 posts
Joined: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:12 am
Location: Detroit


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby dairydead » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:24 pm

I agree with punchy. This isn't much different than Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden, and people seem to not really care about that. Its kind of weird when homosexuality is involved it becomes something horrible, but when its some washed up Z-lister and some blonde, its a joke.
The Firelord to Hawk's Galactus

avengingtitan
User avatar
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 20122
Likes: 27 posts
Liked in: 407 posts
Joined: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:26 am
Location: Hershey, PA


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby avengingtitan » Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:38 pm

I heard this story and assumed that the guy was an older white guy. Turns out a older black guy. Man this guy couldnt have waited one more year?
Checkout my new Ebay Store.
Comics, Video Games, Action Figures, Pokemon Cards, Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, Disney Infinity, and Skylanders
http://www.ebay.com/usr/pennsylvanias_best_comics

Keb
User avatar
<( ' . ' )>
 
Posts: 40209
Likes: 265 posts
Liked in: 434 posts
Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:14 pm
Location: Right near de mountains, boy!
Title: Wastespacer
Formerly: Cocaine Biceps


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby Keb » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:20 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
Yes, those types of threads make me uncomfortable, like Chloe Moretz.

Last summer after the Aesop Rock show in Toronto, my friend and I went to this hot dog and ice cream place where he used to work and when we got there this girl who was extremely hot was telling us that Chloe Moretz came in and ordered ice cream then went away. If I had come to that ice cream place 20 minutes earlier, I could have asked Chloe Moretz what she thought of the OH's pedophilia threads but Aesop Rock had to keep performing. If anything bad happens, it's his fault.

guitarsmashley
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE
 
Posts: 16325
Likes: 284 posts
Liked in: 411 posts
Joined: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:53 pm
Title: Self Important


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby guitarsmashley » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:33 pm

dairydead wrote:I agree with punchy. This isn't much different than Doug Hutchinson and Courtney Stodden, and people seem to not really care about that. Its kind of weird when homosexuality is involved it becomes something horrible, but when its some washed up Z-lister and some blonde, its a joke.


Except that one is fact and this is still allegation.
doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.


doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it. :drunk



I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
- Les Paul

ThatGuyRoman
User avatar
dINGO
 
Posts: 3150
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Joined: Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:42 am
Title: That Guy, Roman.


Re: Teen Sex Scandal Rocks Sesame Street

Postby ThatGuyRoman » Mon Nov 12, 2012 8:44 pm

You mean a guy who spends his whole day with his hand up a furry red monster's backside is untrustworthy?


My entire perception of life is shattered!

leave a comment with facebook

Next

Return to The Asylum



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Google [Bot], Yahoo [Bot] and 51 guests

Advertisement