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by **LOLtron** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:35 pm

Dan Slott: Please Don't Spoil Amazing Spider-Man #698

Free previews of the book are coming out, and the Amazing Spider-Man writer doesn't want the twist spoiled.

Today both on his Twitter/Facebook, Dan Slott, The Amazing Spider-Man and soon to be Superior Spider-Man writer pleaded to readers and reviewers of the book this message:

Heads up: People are getting their hands on review/advance copies of ASM #698. I see anyone spoiling it ahead of time (before November 21st): I will BLOCK you for life on ALL social media. Very serious. We've worked VERY hard to keep this stuff under wraps and make this fun for people WHEN they read the book. We've done all we can on this end-- now it's up to you.

Now unlike that other fiendish website, Bleeding Cool, reporter Ricch Johnston will be spoiling the comic come November 21 (the day the issue is released). But we here at the Outhouse aren't, because we won't be getting a free copy. Of course if we did, the outcome would be simple. If this reporter posts these spoilers he knows Dan Slott will find him, but not block him. For he knows Slott has a certain set of very particular skills; skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that will make it a nightmare for a fans/reporters such as myself. Speaking with history on my side, Slott will find you. And not only will he block you he will troll you to kingdom come.

With that said to anyone who dares to cross Dan Slott I say, GOOD LUCK.

Also tommorrow, the Spider-Man event, Danger Zone, concludes with Amazing Spider-Man #697. Original and superior Hobgoblin, Roderick Kingsley quoted on the contents of the issue, "It's great! Steal it!" No word yet if Slott will publically chop off his head again for encouraging readers to steal comics to this reporter's dismay.

Written or Contributed by Zechs

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by **Victorian Squid** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:54 pm

"I will block you on all social media" has become some kind of threat now? :lol:

Marvel spoils shit constantly, the whiny hypocrites. :roll:

by **Punchy** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:55 pm

It's reverse-psychology, they want people to spoil it in order to increase sales.

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:58 pm

Punchy wrote:It's reverse-psychology, they want people to spoil it in order to increase sales.

He.... *ahem* He's .. r.. ri.. r.. rig.. RRRR.. Sorry this is very hard for me to say right now since I'm usually the total opposite of Punchy

by **sdsichero** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:03 pm

I think this threat was aimed at Rockman.

by **xaraan** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:04 pm

I said this on the front page, but for Slotts threat to work, he first has to follow me: @the_xaraan on twitter and facebook.com/the.xaraan on facebook Mr Slott, thank you.

by **Grayson** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:06 pm

I may have read the article incorrectly but if I understood it correctly, Dan Slott basically just dared Zechs to spoil Amazing Spider-Man #698 prior to November 21st. Now, I am not one to try and stir up trouble but I believe that this could certainly cement a certain aforementioned Outhouse poster's position as the quintessential arch-nemesis of Dan Slott once and for all.

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:10 pm

xaraan wrote:I said this on the front page, but for Slotts threat to work, he first has to follow me: @the_xaraan on twitter and facebook.com/the.xaraan on facebook Mr Slott, thank you.

HEY!!!! Stop stealing from me even though I stole the top spots from you

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:22 pm

Sakie wrote:I may have read the article incorrectly but if I understood it correctly, Dan Slott basically just dared Zechs to spoil Amazing Spider-Man #698 prior to November 21st. Now, I am not one to try and stir up trouble but I believe that this could certainly cement a certain aforementioned Outhouse poster's position as the quintessential arch-nemesis of Dan Slott once and for all.

I JUST MIGHT!! What you gonna do Slott?! HUH!? Come on and post! I know you lurk here!!!

by **sdsichero** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:35 pm

Zechs wrote:
I JUST MIGHT!! What you gonna do Slott?! HUH!? Come on and post! I know you lurk here!!!

Zechs was found hugged to death...

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 6:45 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Zechs was found hugged to death...

More than likely yes that is what will happen to me.

by **Rockman** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:21 pm

sdsichero wrote:I think this threat was aimed at Rockman.

I wish he would

by **Log-Man** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:25 pm

Zechs wrote:
I JUST MIGHT!! What you gonna do Slott?! HUH!? Come on and post! I know you lurk here!!!

You need to take one for the team, man.

by **Zechs** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:30 pm

Log-Man wrote:
You need to take one for the team, man.

Nah I'll just post as Rockman and thus HE'LL take one for me. :twisted:

by **sdsichero** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 8:48 pm

xaraan wrote:I said this on the front page, but for Slotts threat to work, he first has to follow me: @the_xaraan on twitter and facebook.com/the.xaraan on facebook Mr Slott, thank you.