it's a slow news day, so let's make a big deal out of this very unrevealing trailer!!!
HBO released a short trailer for Game of Thrones Season 3. The trailer consists of about 15 seconds of some vaguely British chick talking about "the great war" while the GoT logo floats around the screen like a 1995 Windows screensaver. But nothing else is happening this morning, so we're gonna make a big deal out of it.
OMG THE NEW GAME OF THRONES TRAILER IS OUT WE GOT IT RIGHT HERE AAAGGHHHH!!!
The great war is between death and life. Ice and fire. (BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM) If we lose, the night will never end.