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by **LOLtron** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 2:44 pm

ASK FRANK: CALL FOR QUESTIONS!

NEED HELP? FRANKENSTEIN, FORMER AGENT OF S.H.A.D.E. IS HERE FOR YOU!

Source: NONE

FRANK GRATEFUL OUTHOUSE GIVE FRANK JOB AFTER DARTH DIDIO FIRE FRANK! FIRE BAD!

FRANK WANT GIVE BACK, SO FRANK START ADVICE COLUMN! FRANK SMART AND WISE AND “LIVE” LONG TIME! FRANK SEE THINGS! FRANK HELP YOU, IF YOU ASK FOR IT AND IF YOU DON’T.

FRANK NO EVEN CHARGE ARM AND LEG FOR IT (SEE WHAT FRANK DO THERE? ARM AND LEG! FRANK FUNNY TOO!)

SO, FRANK FRIENDS, ASK FRANK QUESTIONS HERE OR ON OUTHOUSE FACEBOOK OR ON OUTHOUSE TWITTER @THEOUTHOUSERS OR ON FRANK TWITTER @DCFRANKENSTEIN OR EMAIL FRANK FRIEND COMICSARESERIOUSBUSINESS@GMAIL.COM!

REMEMBER, FRANK HERE FOR YOU!

Written or Contributed by Frankenstein, Former Agent of S.H.A.D.E.

READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS!

by **bkthomson** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 3:06 pm

What is Defamation and how does it apply to a review?

by **GLX** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:48 pm

What do you think of Grant Morrison?

by **GHERU** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 6:36 pm

the-news-stand/frank-help-2012-t90374.html

by **fieldy snuts** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 7:08 pm

Herald is that you?

You are aware that Didio reassigned Frank to Justice League Dark right?

by **Herald** » Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:42 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:Herald is that you?

You are aware that Didio reassigned Frank to Justice League Dark right?

Of course it's not me.
If I cared at all about DCnU Frankenstein to pretend to be him, I'd know he was in that book.

by **Nightfly** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:55 am

When will Dazzler get her own movie and which actress should play her?

by **GHERU** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:10 pm

frank asked that I post this here
http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/ ... -2012.html

by **sdsichero** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:10 pm

Have you ever met Marvel Frankenstein?

by **Royal Nonesuch** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:15 pm

Dear Frank,

I've been unlucky in love for years. I just have a lot of trouble relating to human girls. I recently met a monster woman at a party, and found her perfectly lovely. It got me thinking: maybe I should explore the possibility of dating monsters. Is there anything I should know about monster women that could maybe lead to me finding the love that's eluded me for so long?

by **holtom2000** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:48 pm

Dear Frank - why does DC today look like Image 20 years ago?

by **holtom2000** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:49 pm

also this will be better than DC's "ask the answer man" from the 70s" - yes, I'm that old

by **sdsichero** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 5:13 pm

Frank, what do you think of spoilers?

by **GLX** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 6:18 pm

Recently on Twitter, you revealed to the world that you had some coffee and McDonald's for breakfast. Since you're made of dead body parts, how does your process food and drink?

by **IvCNuB4** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:44 pm

"Torchwood" addressed that issue with Owen :lol:

Owen heads to a bar, where he discovers that he cannot digest, or pump blood (in order to have sex), as his bodily processes have stopped. Jack finds him and a brawl ensues, which results in their being arrested. During their time in a cell, Owen vomits the drinks that were undigested in his stomach and starts to panic.