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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:12 pm

Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xmas

Check out these holiday greetings from Zenescope Entertainment, the leader in softcore comic book porn.




Nothing says Christmas to this reporter like grabbing a glass of eggnog and sitting down in front of a stocking-adorned fireplace to masturbate furiously to drawings of anatomically-impossible women in skimpy clothing until you have to go to the emergency room with third degree chafe burns. Zenescope Entertainment feels the same way and has sent the following digital holiday cards out to the press.

Also included are covers for Fly the Fall #3, Sleepy Hollow #3, and Grimm Universe #2, which we are pretty sure implies Little Red Riding Hood is about to have sex with the wolf. Enjoy, you creepy spankers.















Written or Contributed by Jude Terror


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DMM

Rain Partier

Postby DMM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:39 pm

When I was 13 I would have loved this.
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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:57 pm

Seriously ? :lol:

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GLX

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Postby GLX » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:58 pm

DMM wrote:When I was 13 I would have loved this.


13 year old you would've busted a nut reading Irresistible.
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mrorangesoda

FROGMAN

Postby mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:14 pm

:shock: That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.
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Lord Ice

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Lord Ice » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:49 pm

I miss Al Rio. :(
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:25 pm

mrorangesoda wrote::shock: That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.


Something wrong with this boy.
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mrorangesoda

FROGMAN

Postby mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:26 pm

Keb wrote:
Something wrong with this boy.


Like many Americans, I'm easily swayed by news headlines.
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:02 am

"Sleepy Hollow" is a metaphor for men and their endless search for head :P
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:27 am

:lol:
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Arion

Twenty-Something

Postby Arion » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:38 pm

GLX wrote:
13 year old you would've busted a nut reading Irresistible.


Why? What happens in Irresistible?
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GLX

Outhouse Editor

Postby GLX » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:03 pm

Arion wrote:
Why? What happens in Irresistible?


http://www.comixology.com/Irresistible/ ... eries/8062

The brand new series from the mind behind the Wonderland trilogy, FLY and the Waking BEGINS HERE!!! Allen Keeg was your average middle age heart broken sap who just went through the worst break up in his life. That was a year ago. Since then Allen's been having trouble getting back into the swing of things. But all that's about to change. When Allen saves an old woman from being mugged he will be given an amazing supernatural ability that will change his whole life. But is the gift of being irresistible to every woman he meets a gift or a dreadful curse.
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S.F. Jude Terror

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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:36 pm



Having lived with this condition for years, I can tell you, it is a curse.
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IvCNuB4

Staff Writer

Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:53 pm

it's not just women that you're irresistible to :groucho:
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:57 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:it's not just women that you're irresistible to :groucho:


:scool:

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