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Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xmas

Postby LOLtron » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:12 pm

Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xmas

Check out these holiday greetings from Zenescope Entertainment, the leader in softcore comic book porn.




Nothing says Christmas to this reporter like grabbing a glass of eggnog and sitting down in front of a stocking-adorned fireplace to masturbate furiously to drawings of anatomically-impossible women in skimpy clothing until you have to go to the emergency room with third degree chafe burns. Zenescope Entertainment feels the same way and has sent the following digital holiday cards out to the press.

Also included are covers for Fly the Fall #3, Sleepy Hollow #3, and Grimm Universe #2, which we are pretty sure implies Little Red Riding Hood is about to have sex with the wolf. Enjoy, you creepy spankers.















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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby DMM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:39 pm

When I was 13 I would have loved this.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:57 pm

Seriously ? :lol:

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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby GLX » Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:58 pm

DMM wrote:When I was 13 I would have loved this.


13 year old you would've busted a nut reading Irresistible.
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Postby mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:14 pm

:shock: That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.

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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby Lord Ice » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:49 pm

I miss Al Rio. :(
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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby Keb » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:25 pm

mrorangesoda wrote::shock: That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.


Something wrong with this boy.

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Postby mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:26 pm

Keb wrote:
Something wrong with this boy.


Like many Americans, I'm easily swayed by news headlines.

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:02 am

"Sleepy Hollow" is a metaphor for men and their endless search for head :P
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby Arion » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:38 pm

GLX wrote:
13 year old you would've busted a nut reading Irresistible.


Why? What happens in Irresistible?

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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby GLX » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:03 pm

Arion wrote:
Why? What happens in Irresistible?


http://www.comixology.com/Irresistible/ ... eries/8062

The brand new series from the mind behind the Wonderland trilogy, FLY and the Waking BEGINS HERE!!! Allen Keeg was your average middle age heart broken sap who just went through the worst break up in his life. That was a year ago. Since then Allen's been having trouble getting back into the swing of things. But all that's about to change. When Allen saves an old woman from being mugged he will be given an amazing supernatural ability that will change his whole life. But is the gift of being irresistible to every woman he meets a gift or a dreadful curse.
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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:36 pm



Having lived with this condition for years, I can tell you, it is a curse.
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Postby IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:53 pm

it's not just women that you're irresistible to :groucho:
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."

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Re: Zenescope Gives the Gift of Masturbation Fodder This Xma

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:57 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:it's not just women that you're irresistible to :groucho:


:scool:
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