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by LOLtron » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:12 pm
Check out these holiday greetings from Zenescope Entertainment, the leader in softcore comic book porn.
Nothing says Christmas to this reporter like grabbing a glass of eggnog and sitting down in front of a stocking-adorned fireplace to masturbate furiously to drawings of anatomically-impossible women in skimpy clothing until you have to go to the emergency room with third degree chafe burns. Zenescope Entertainment feels the same way and has sent the following digital holiday cards out to the press.
Also included are covers for Fly the Fall #3, Sleepy Hollow #3, and Grimm Universe #2, which we are pretty sure implies Little Red Riding Hood is about to have sex with the wolf. Enjoy, you creepy spankers.
by DMM » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:39 pm
by IvCNuB4 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:57 pm
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."
by GLX » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:58 pm
DMM wrote:When I was 13 I would have loved this.
john lewis wrote:Everyone but GLX has no taste.
by mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:14 pm
That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.by Lord Ice » Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:49 pm
by Keb » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:25 pm
mrorangesoda wrote::shock: That Sleepy Hollow cover is sooo hot.
by mrorangesoda » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:26 pm
Keb wrote:
Something wrong with this boy.
by IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:02 am
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."
by Arion » Fri Dec 21, 2012 4:38 pm
GLX wrote:
13 year old you would've busted a nut reading Irresistible.
by GLX » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:03 pm
Arion wrote:
Why? What happens in Irresistible?
The brand new series from the mind behind the Wonderland trilogy, FLY and the Waking BEGINS HERE!!! Allen Keeg was your average middle age heart broken sap who just went through the worst break up in his life. That was a year ago. Since then Allen's been having trouble getting back into the swing of things. But all that's about to change. When Allen saves an old woman from being mugged he will be given an amazing supernatural ability that will change his whole life. But is the gift of being irresistible to every woman he meets a gift or a dreadful curse.
john lewis wrote:Everyone but GLX has no taste.
by S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:36 pm
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
by IvCNuB4 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:53 pm
Victorian Squid wrote:In a DC/Marvel cross-over "all your favorite Marvel characters would catch contextually-transmitted diseases and Steph infections."
by S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:57 pm
IvCNuB4 wrote:it's not just women that you're irresistible to
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.
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