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Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel or DC (Worse Than Pedophilia) (UPDATED)

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David Bird

rubber spoon

Postby David Bird » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:29 pm

The only thing I can think of that might have a major impact on the company is if there were some kind of insider trading going on with Marvel's sale to Disney. If Johnston were to report something like that, he certainly would be called up for libel by some very rich people. I can't see it unmaking the deal, however.

3MJ

Postby 3MJ » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:42 pm

Everyone. I've got a new game. Make your own Rich Johnson (worse than pedophilia) rumor

Simply pick your month of birth. The day of your birth. Your favorite colour!

Month-

January - Joe Quesada
February - Dan Didio
March - Ron Perelman
April - Avi Avrad
May - Geoff Johns
June - Bob Harras
July - Stan Lee
August - Steven Wacker
September - Axel Alonso
October - Paul Levitz
November - Jim Lee
December - Dan Buckley

1st - Raped
2nd - Brutally Murdered
3rd - Ate
4th - Raped and Pillaged
5th - Slowly cooked
6th - Set fire to
7th - read Amazons Attacks to
8th - had underage sex with
9th - showed Herald's post history to
10th - strangled
11th - was racist towards
12th - lightly fingered
13th - ate the genitalia of
14th - was caught masturbating over the picture of
15th - beheaded
16th - shit in a sandwich and fed it to
17th - Made multiple sexist comments towards
18th - Edited the faces of everyone in the office onto Nazi uniforms with
19th - Slept with and never called back
20th - was caught giving a dog a rim job by
21st - denied the holocaust ever happened to
22nd - was caught dipping his dick into the drink of
23rd - came up with the idea of making Spider-man lose to Doc Ock with
24th - sodomised
25th - waterboarded
26th - watched and enjoyed the Star Wars prequels with
27th - told Kevin Smith to take his time writing comics and was overheard by
28th - recommended the Outhouse to
29th - cut up his parents and fed the bodies to
30th - was found having "relations" with a cardboard cut out of Steph Brown by
31st - killed five hookers with

Colours!

Green - Brian Michael Bendis
Pink - Dan Slott
Red - 18 twelve year old girls
Orange - Jude Terror
Blue - his own mother
Black - Rich Johnston
Yellow - GOSD
White - Grant Morrison
Purple - Emma Watson
Brown - Barack Obama.
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:51 pm

Joe Quesada waterboarded Jude Terror
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:57 pm

I'm going to do that with a random number generator:
http://www.random.org/

Bob Harras Edited the faces of everyone in the office onto Nazi uniforms with his own mother
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:59 pm

Avi Arad strangled Rich Johnston.

3MJ

Postby 3MJ » Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:59 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I'm going to do that with a random number generator:
http://www.random.org/

Bob Harras Edited the faces of everyone in the office onto Nazi uniforms with his own mother


His own mother :(
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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:02 pm

Jubilee wrote:Everyone. I've got a new game. Make your own Rich Johnson (worse than pedophilia) rumor

Simply pick your month of birth. The day of your birth. Your favorite colour!

Month-

January - Joe Quesada
February - Dan Didio
March - Ron Perelman
April - Avi Avrad
May - Geoff Johns
June - Bob Harras
July - Stan Lee
August - Steven Wacker
September - Axel Alonso
October - Paul Levitz
November - Jim Lee
December - Dan Buckley

1st - Raped
2nd - Brutally Murdered
3rd - Ate
4th - Raped and Pillaged
5th - Slowly cooked
6th - Set fire to
7th - read Amazons Attacks to
8th - had underage sex with
9th - showed Herald's post history to
10th - strangled
11th - was racist towards
12th - lightly fingered
13th - ate the genitalia of
14th - was caught masturbating over the picture of
15th - beheaded
16th - shit in a sandwich and fed it to
17th - Made multiple sexist comments towards
18th - Edited the faces of everyone in the office onto Nazi uniforms with
19th - Slept with and never called back
20th - was caught giving a dog a rim job by
21st - denied the holocaust ever happened to
22nd - was caught dipping his dick into the drink of
23rd - came up with the idea of making Spider-man lose to Doc Ock with
24th - sodomised
25th - waterboarded
26th - watched and enjoyed the Star Wars prequels with
27th - told Kevin Smith to take his time writing comics and was overheard by
28th - recommended the Outhouse to
29th - cut up his parents and fed the bodies to
30th - was found having "relations" with a cardboard cut out of Steph Brown by
31st - was homophobic to

Colours!

Green - Brian Michael Bendis
Pink - Dan Slott
Red - 18 twelve year old girls
Orange - Jude Terror
Blue - his own mother
Black - Rich Johnston
Yellow - GOSD
White - Grant Morrison
Purple - Emma Watson
Brown - Barack Obama.


What? No selection for "killed five hookers with?"
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:15 pm

lol @ this on reddit:

Let's not forget the fact that he was so notorious for stealing stories and not bothering to fact-check or cite sources that Diamond intentionally placed a ridiculously unbelievable story for him to steal and run with in order to expose him, and it worked. This is the kind of scandal that would end the career of any "journalist" with actual integrity, but Johnston just had a laugh at his own idiocy and kept on chugging. The man is a joke, and thinks that everyone is laughing with him, when we're actually laughing at him.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/01/04/ ... an-batman/
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HNutz

Rain Partier

Postby HNutz » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:51 pm

Jubilee wrote:Everyone. I've got a new game. Make your own Rich Johnson (worse than pedophilia) rumor

Simply pick your month of birth. The day of your birth. Your favorite colour!

Month-

January - Joe Quesada
February - Dan Didio
March - Ron Perelman
April - Avi Avrad
May - Geoff Johns
June - Bob Harras
July - Stan Lee
August - Steven Wacker
September - Axel Alonso
October - Paul Levitz
November - Jim Lee
December - Dan Buckley

1st - Raped
2nd - Brutally Murdered
3rd - Ate
4th - Raped and Pillaged
5th - Slowly cooked
6th - Set fire to
7th - read Amazons Attacks to
8th - had underage sex with
9th - showed Herald's post history to
10th - strangled
11th - was racist towards
12th - lightly fingered
13th - ate the genitalia of
14th - was caught masturbating over the picture of
15th - beheaded
16th - shit in a sandwich and fed it to
17th - Made multiple sexist comments towards
18th - Edited the faces of everyone in the office onto Nazi uniforms with
19th - Slept with and never called back
20th - was caught giving a dog a rim job by
21st - denied the holocaust ever happened to
22nd - was caught dipping his dick into the drink of
23rd - came up with the idea of making Spider-man lose to Doc Ock with
24th - sodomised
25th - waterboarded
26th - watched and enjoyed the Star Wars prequels with
27th - told Kevin Smith to take his time writing comics and was overheard by
28th - recommended the Outhouse to
29th - cut up his parents and fed the bodies to
30th - was found having "relations" with a cardboard cut out of Steph Brown by
31st - killed five hookers with

Colours!

Green - Brian Michael Bendis
Pink - Dan Slott
Red - 18 twelve year old girls
Orange - Jude Terror
Blue - his own mother
Black - Rich Johnston
Yellow - GOSD
White - Grant Morrison
Purple - Emma Watson
Brown - Barack Obama.


Stephen Wacker raped Rich Johnston?!? Wha...?
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:58 pm

every time I read that list I crack up. :lol:
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fieldy snuts

Rain Partier

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:02 am

Jude you should code that list into a story generator and put it up as an itunes app "create your own rich johnson headline"

doing it under the satire category protects you legally, yes?
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:06 am

Jesus was reborn as a Stephanie Brown fan and Didio raped his childhood.

He fucking raped Jesus Christ's childhood.
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LoganRSA

FROGMAN

Postby LoganRSA » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:16 am

OMG! Dan Buckley Brutally Murdered Brian Michael Bendis!!! :shock:
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Lord Ice

Motherfucker from Hell

Postby Lord Ice » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:21 am

HNutz wrote:
Stephen Wacker raped Rich Johnston?!? Wha...?


Stephen Wacker set fire to his own mother.
That actually wouldn't shock or surprise me. :-D
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superfictious

Humuhumunukunukuapuaa

Postby superfictious » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:25 am

Cannibalism involving Devin Grayson and the left half of Geoff Johns' brain.

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