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Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel or DC (Worse Than Pedophilia) (UPDATED)

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Timbales » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:39 pm

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby oogy » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:43 pm

e_galston wrote:
that's true... more likely his porn collection or fantasy sex life.

He didn't mention anyone named Ryan, so that's not likely either.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby oogy » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:44 pm

Amoebas wrote:Nothing crazy about it, from all the posts against him that I see, it appears he still gets off by fucking the enjoyment out of most threads. :groucho:

:lol:
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Grayson » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:51 pm

It's pretty obvious to me that Ricch was listening to "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins and simply got confused. :smt102
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Postby Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 1:59 pm

Chesscub wrote:If it he thought he had something big enough to bring down a comic company, it would have to be about Stan. I can't think of someone that would be publicly recognizable on DC that it would bring them down.

God, I hate feeding the beast. :?


I think Marvel can distance itself enough from Stan to survive. He hasn't been in a actual real executive role at Marvel with any real power in how many years now?

Besides, the Beeb hasn't shut down because of the Saville mess.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby MrBlack » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:02 pm

It turns out that Jeph Loeb was the guy who gave George Lucas all those great ideas for the prequel trilogy. Marvel bought Lucasfilm to cover the whole thing up.

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Keb » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:28 pm

Marvel was a front for drug money laundering in the 70s and 80s, which is how they managed to dominate the market.

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Chesscub » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:30 pm

Keb wrote:Marvel was a front for drug money laundering in the 70s and 80s, which is how they managed to dominate the market.


The tattoos that they included in Fantastic Four 252 and Amazing Spider-Man 238 had LSD on them? :shock:

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:23 pm

Stan Lee is Brian Michael Bendis' father.
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Draco x » Tue Jan 01, 2013 1:41 pm

My other theories:

-Dan Didio and Bob Harras are really spies sent by Marvel to destroy DC
-Joe Quesada and Jeph Loeb are likewise spies sent by DC to destroy Marvel.

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Arion » Tue Jan 01, 2013 2:57 pm

draco x wrote:My other theories:

-Dan Didio and Bob Harras are really spies sent by Marvel to destroy DC
-Joe Quesada and Jeph Loeb are likewise spies sent by DC to destroy Marvel.


I absolutely love this theory.
Besides it makes perfect sense.

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Herald » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:01 pm

draco x wrote:My other theories:

-Dan Didio and Bob Harras are really spies sent by Marvel to destroy DC
-Joe Quesada and Jeph Loeb are likewise spies sent by DC to destroy Marvel.


If that's the case, Dan and Bob actually ARE doing a great job!
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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby Draco x » Tue Jan 01, 2013 6:51 pm

Herald wrote:
If that's the case, Dan and Bob actually ARE doing a great job!
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Touche. :D :D :D

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby The Shadow » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:01 am

David Bird wrote: DC's early Mob ties have been public knowledge for a long time, as is its porn connection.

.......... DC has porn connections? :shock: :smt017

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Re: Rich Johnston Keeping Secret That Could Shut Down Marvel

Postby avengingtitan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 1:16 am

draco x wrote:Wow this Rich Johnson guy makes Rob Liefeld look classy.

I've been saying that for years. Glad to see people are finally getting on the bandwagon.
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