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by **LOLtron** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:28 pm

Marvel's Marvel NOW! Teaser One X Away from Porn

Marvel has released a new, risque teaser.

Source: Newsarama

Marvel's marketing department has sunk to a new low, having released a teaser with two letters on it. This teaser has the letters "XX" on it. This of course is interesting as that's one X away from "XXX", which is either a popular porn designation, the name of a Vin Diesel movie, or a turkey in bowling.

Now, we don't know if new series is a Milo Minara inspired sex romp and junior intern Vlad Kozinkerkov, Marvel's chief teaser manufacturer, simply forgot an X. However, the presence of "Wood" on the top of the teasers lends a bit credence to the theory, as is the obviously misspelled phrase "Cop a feel". Vlad, just because you're not getting paid for your work doesn't mean that you shouldn't be bothered to spell correctly. Don't be like Rich Johnston, Vlad.

There are other rumors that it could be a new series featuring the X-Women, writen by Brian Wood, with art by Oliver Copiel. However, as any whiny manchild fanboy will tell you, series featuring women protagonists are immediate failures in the market and should be whined about.

We'll keep you posted. Here's the teaser.

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by **Schlemmer** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:44 pm

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by **Amoebas** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:59 pm

I was just thinking the others - you know what Marvel needs? More X Books.

But not just X Books. XX Books.

by **Grayson** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:19 pm

It's obvious to me that this book will be titled "Double X" and it will be a raunchy book featuring the adventures of Adam X, Stacy X, and the NFL Superpro as they criss-cross the country, fighting amongst themselves, and learning a little bit about each other along the way. It will be cancelled by issue 2.

by **IvCNuB4** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:23 pm

Amoebas wrote:I was just thinking the others - you know what Marvel needs? More X Books.

But not just X Books. XX Books.

"Because YOU demanded it ! This is it, True Believer ! The smash hit book based on the fwap-hit movie of the decade !"

by **Johnny Smith** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:09 pm

this book should be drawn by Frank Cho :lol:

by **Lord Ice** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:19 pm

They he XX means female, where else would you find Wood.. :twisted:

by **Victorian Squid** » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:21 pm

It used to be, in the olden days of dirty movie theaters and then VHS porn, that the number of x's on the cover (or the marquee) meant how hardcore it would be. Some theaters could show an x but not a xx or xxx.