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Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby LOLtron » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:55 pm

Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Meaning, there will be a new movie in 2014.



Source: It's Official: Jurassic Park IV is Coming in 2014!

It's been rumored but now it is official, Universal Pictures announced that Jurassic Park IV will be in theaters in 2014.

Very little else is known about this project, but Stephen Spielberg will be producing it and there will be a 3D version. No director or stars have been announced yet.

Be prepared to pay full admission fees on June 13, 2014.



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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby Keb » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:57 pm

Will it be frightening in the dark?

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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby Grayson » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:08 pm

Yeah, yeah, but Stephen Spielberg was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should...

...that being said. I will probably watch the hell out of a new Jurassic Park movie. Especially if we finally get a good sequel. It really can't be worse than the last one... :smt102
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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby Herald » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:03 pm

I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...

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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby sdsichero » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:15 pm

Herald wrote:I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...


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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:23 pm

I wonder if he'll ever go back and Lucas the older JP films to make the dinos look more like how current scientific theory says they look like. With feathers and stuff.
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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:23 pm

sdsichero wrote:
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Abraham Lincoln: Dinosaur Killer.
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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:25 pm

Herald wrote:I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...


Maybe...


(In all fairness, though, I DID like that one...)

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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:31 pm

I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.
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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby sdsichero » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:37 pm

The Nacireman wrote:I wonder if he'll ever go back and Lucas the older JP films to make the dinos look more like how current scientific theory says they look like. With feathers and stuff.


or will they be chicken?

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Postby Royal Nonesuch » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:38 pm

Also: I hope they dust off John Sayles' original script for Jurassic Park 4 and go with the human/dinosaur hybrid concept.

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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

Postby sdsichero » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:38 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.


They are cloning dinosaurs as we speak.

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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:40 pm

sdsichero wrote:
or will they be chicken?


That's Spielberg's next project, based on Bill Cosby's giant chicken heart comedy routine.

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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:46 pm

Royal Nonesuch wrote:I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.


If Speilberg's producing, and gets a name director, then it might get a good budget.
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Re: Jurassic Park To Open In 2014

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