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[LOLtron]

Meaning, there will be a new movie in 2014.

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Source: It's Official: Jurassic Park IV is Coming in 2014!

It's been rumored but now it is official, Universal Pictures announced that Jurassic Park IV will be in theaters in 2014.

Very little else is known about this project, but Stephen Spielberg will be producing it and there will be a 3D version. No director or stars have been announced yet.

Be prepared to pay full admission fees on June 13, 2014.

Written or Contributed by sdsichero

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[Keb]

Will it be frightening in the dark?

[Grayson]

Yeah, yeah, but Stephen Spielberg was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he didn't stop to think if he should...

...that being said. I will probably watch the hell out of a new Jurassic Park movie. Especially if we finally get a good sequel. It really can't be worse than the last one...

[Herald]

I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...

[sdsichero]

I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...

Dinosaur Lincoln

[Juan Cena]

I wonder if he'll ever go back and Lucas the older JP films to make the dinos look more like how current scientific theory says they look like. With feathers and stuff.

[Juan Cena]

Dinosaur Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln: Dinosaur Killer.

[Lord Simian]

I was rather unenthused until I saw that Spielberg would be producing it.
Maybe he can help make something of this...

Maybe...


(In all fairness, though, I DID like that one...)

[Royal Nonesuch]

I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.

[sdsichero]

I wonder if he'll ever go back and Lucas the older JP films to make the dinos look more like how current scientific theory says they look like. With feathers and stuff.

or will they be chicken?

[Royal Nonesuch]

Also: I hope they dust off John Sayles' original script for Jurassic Park 4 and go with the human/dinosaur hybrid concept.

[sdsichero]

I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.

They are cloning dinosaurs as we speak.

[Juan Cena]

or will they be chicken?

That's Spielberg's next project, based on Bill Cosby's giant chicken heart comedy routine.

[Juan Cena]

I wonder how much of a budget it will have. I hope Universal spares no expense.

If Speilberg's producing, and gets a name director, then it might get a good budget.

[Zechs]

But will the pirates still eat the tourists?