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by Keb » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:44 pm
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You can't always plan a morning shit pre-shower. Sometimes it comes on unexpectedly.
My morning routine is pretty sound. At the very least I try to sit on the can before jumping in the shower.
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by Arion » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:46 pm
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
You can't always plan a morning shit pre-shower. Sometimes it comes on unexpectedly.
That can't be... unless you have diarrhea.
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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:22 pm
Keb wrote:My morning routine is pretty sound. At the very least I try to sit on the can before jumping in the shower.
I don't have that kind of time. A morning poop always takes me by surprise, usually when I'm about to walk out the door. Then it's either be late and take the poop now, or head to work and take a work shit at some point during the day.

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by bkthomson » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:35 pm
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by sdsichero » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:40 pm
S.F. Jude Terror wrote:
I don't have that kind of time. A morning poop always takes me by surprise, usually when I'm about to walk out the door. Then it's either be late and take the poop now, or head to work and take a work shit at some point during the day.
Now? As in while walking out the door?
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by sdsichero » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:40 pm
bkthomson wrote:Fuck you Java!
Wash your mouth out with soap young man!
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by eltopo » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:15 pm
I had hot poops this morning
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by GLX » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:48 pm
eltopo wrote:I had hot poops this morning
Ew.

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by GLX » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:56 pm

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:24 pm
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Heh.
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by DMM » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:12 pm
My Morning Poo is always on time. It comes every morning, and is almost always a good one. I hate my occasional mid-day shit. It's usually a gassy one or diarrhea, and since I'm at work, it's not as fun. I like my "just got home from work shit" almost as much as My Morning Poo. That's usually a nice one, too. I don't shit before bed. The worst shits are when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to shit. That's usually a fiery one caused by me eating something I shouldn't have or eating too late.
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by Keb » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:16 pm
I shit on average 3-5 times a day. I am poosting right now.
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by DMM » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:17 pm
Keb wrote:I shit on average 3-5 times a day. I am poosting right now.

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by eltopo » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:12 am
Keb wrote:I shit on average 3-5 times a day. I am poosting right now.
that seems like a lot
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by GHERU » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:44 am
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