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Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus, the Tooth Fairy, and Heath Ledger's Reanimated Corpse

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Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus, the Tooth Fairy, and Heath Ledger's Reanimated Corpse

Postby LOLtron » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:16 pm

Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus, the Tooth Fairy, and Heath Ledger's Reanimated Corpse

More rumors have surfaced about the possibly fictional Justice League movie.



Source: Latino Review

Since even before Marvel's Avengers took the box office by storm last year, the comic book media has been speculating on DC's rumored Justice League movie. After Avengers turned out to be such a hit, sites began posting new rumors on a weekly basis. The movie would be a reverse Avengers, starting with one film and branching off into several franchises. It would tie in with Nolan's Dark Knight movies. It wouldn't tie in with Nolan's Dark Knight movies. It would feature Dick Grayson as Batman. It would feature the same Superman as Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. It would feature an all new Superman. It changes from week to week.

Personally, The Outhouse is unconvinced that the movie will ever actually be made. The only evidence comes from periodic rumors from a third rate newspaper. The movie has no director, no screenwriter, no release date, and no cast. It's basically like the JGL as Batman rumors that Comicbooks.net reporter Gus Sterlingham writes about every day, except with less homosexual undertones.

In any case, the latest rumor to hit the net is that the movie will star only Batman, Superman, The Flash, Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman. This is sad news for Aquaman, Hawkman, and Martian Manhunter fans who were hoping that their favorite character would be rumored to appear in a movie that will probably never actually be produced. The rumors, originating on Latino Review, have been picked up by reputable outlets like IGN and Ain't It Cool News, bizarrely proving that The Outhouse is actually a more reliable news source than real news sources, since we tell it like it is: this is all a bunch of crap.

So, take this one with a grain of salt. We'll keep you updated the next time these completely unsubstantiated rumors annoy us enough to want to make fun of them in an article, or when Warner Bros actually makes an official announcement about any of this.



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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby Draco x » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:27 pm

So I am guessing that Ben Affleck told WB hell no to directing JLA then? :-D :-D :-D

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Postby eltopo » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:30 pm

draco x wrote:So I am guessing that Ben Affleck told WB hell no to directing JLA then? :-D :-D :-D

IIRC he shot down that rumor almost as soon as it came out

that JLA movie is just never gonna happen
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Postby Draco x » Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:43 pm

eltopo wrote:IIRC he shot down that rumor almost as soon as it came out

that JLA movie is just never gonna happen


Unfortunately, there may be some truth to this statement. WB had so many years to put a JLA film out but are now doing it as a knee jerk response to the success of the Avengers.

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Postby eltopo » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:49 pm

draco x wrote:
Unfortunately, there may be some truth to this statement. WB had so many years to put a JLA film out but are now doing it as a knee jerk response to the success of the Avengers.

yeah which is understandable,I just don't think WB is ever gonna get their shit together
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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby BatWatch » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:10 pm

Well, that is probably the most satisfying news story on the Justice League movie I will ever read.
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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:33 pm

draco x wrote:So I am guessing that Ben Affleck told WB hell no to directing JLA then? :-D :-D :-D


I've said this before but I'll say it again: give Affleck Daredevil to write and direct.

He's more than qualified and would be a redemption of sorts.

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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby sdsichero » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:43 pm

eltopo wrote:IIRC he shot down that rumor almost as soon as it came out

that JLA movie is just never gonna happen


Give it to Uwe Boll and it just might happen

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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby Draco x » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:37 pm

eltopo wrote:yeah which is understandable,I just don't think WB is ever gonna get their shit together


Unfortunately this statement is very true. I wish Warner and DC would be run by people who know how to market their products in a sensible way.

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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby Draco x » Sat Jan 26, 2013 7:39 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
I've said this before but I'll say it again: give Affleck Daredevil to write and direct.

He's more than qualified and would be a redemption of sorts.


I can see Affleck directing a Vertigo title but not stuff like JLA. I would rather have someone like Peter Jackson or Guilermo Del Toro instead.

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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:10 pm

I'd rather have Michael Bay direct JLA so that it'll be a guaranteed smash hit locking it in for sequels galore while the internet burns at the thought of it.
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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby Grayson » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:11 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I'd rather have Michael Bay direct JLA so that it'll be a guaranteed smash hit locking it in for sequels galore while the internet burns at the thought of it.


Why do you hate my childhood? :smt102 :P
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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby fieldy snuts » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:37 pm

Grayson wrote:
Why do you hate my childhood? :smt102 :P


Like Bay I live off shattered childhoods.

OK that sounded infinitely more creepy as I typed it than it did in my head.
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Re: Justice League Movie to be Filmed on Moon, Stars Jesus,

Postby Draco x » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:48 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:I'd rather have Michael Bay direct JLA so that it'll be a guaranteed smash hit locking it in for sequels galore while the internet burns at the thought of it.


The only good that can come of this is plenty of ass shots of Wonder Woman which will basically be one of the main focues of the film.

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