Stephen Day wrote:Dammit, sorry brain fart in spelling the name on my part. I even had the comic out when I was starting this thread so that I could see his name on the cover to make sure I wasn't misspelling it.

So you DIDN'T mean Jergens?
"Holy crap, Professor Stein! That villain, the Weather Man, has caused my skin to get all dry and cracked!"
"Don't worry, Ronnie! Simply use your powers to create this: it's the chemical formula for Jergens Natural Glow lotion! It's the best way to moisturize AND soften! It's a great way to more beautiful skin!"
"It worked! My skin feels better then it ever has! Thanks, professor!"
"Don't thank me, my boy; thank Jergens Natural Glow!"