ReturnoftheMack wrote:
Are you trying to turn him on? That reads like Herald fanfic.
No, this reads like Herald fanfic:
"You look nice today," said Billy Buddy Bear to Bobby Buddy Bear.
"Thanks," Bobby Buddy Bear replied.
They embraced. Billy Buddy Bear's clawed, stubby hand pressed against Bobby Buddy Bear's furry back. He slid it downward, touching Bobby Buddy Bear's butt.
"Ooooh," said Bobby Buddy Bear.
Billy Buddy Bear grabbed the soft flesh of Bobby Buddy Bear's bottom and squeezed. He could feel the muscles in Bobby Buddy Bear's butt clench.
"Don't be nervous," Billy Buddy Bear told him. "We are the Buddy Bears. We always get along."
etc.

I LOVE BLUD BLOOD! - Rob Liefeld
some idiot on facebook wrote:I don't like your belittling tone, Jude. Just because I don't know how to spell the language of some tiny African nation doesn't mean that I'm wrong in thinking that your attitude towards women is 100% wrong. Obviously, you're some skinny, single nerd living on the East Coast who probably derives value in life from wrestling matches, hoping that Wolverine gets to sleep with teenagers and engaging in casual drug use. You're literally the worst thing to happen to comics since Stan Lee.