DC Reboots The Reboot…Screw It, Boobs!
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 They’re baaaaaack! Source: EXCLUSIVE: DC COMICS' JUSTICE LEAGUE SOLICITATIONS FOR MAY 2013 There were many changes to what we had all come to know and loath about DC with the launch of the New 52. Of course, comic fans being what we are, all of those changes pissed us of almost as much as the pre-New 52 DC Universe was upsetting us on a monthly basis. But none of the changes garnered the level of vitriol and hate as the changes made to the favorite characters of pervs everywhere. The disappearance of Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain left a hole in the social calendars of such a large number of fanboys that the industry was in danger of being blamed for single-handedly raining economic destruction on the snack cake and soda industries. On top of that, the formerly easy to catch up to Barbra Gordon now had the ability to run away from creeps who just wanted to touch her hair. These sad individuals were left with only one option: going outside to see a real life female. Well, man-children fret no more; Power Girl’s boob window is back! According to inside sources we didn’t even bother to come up with funny names for, DC higher-ups were depressed to learn that the Time Warner company would no longer be insuring Cialas or Viagra and desperately searched for a way they could “inspire” themselves without having to spend more than their co-pay used to be. On top if the insurance issues, word from the New 52 is that Huntress and other female characters pulled Kara aside for a chat about her breast hygiene, stating that without the window her Kryptonian boobs were sweating too much and the stench was not only making it impossible for them to sneak up on bad guys, but was also pretty gross. After one locker room encounter, a formerly crippled redheaded heroine (who only agreed to talk off the record) told us:
One more thing, this writer often sends articles off to his wife before publishing (the ones I don’t are the ones that have the most spelling mistakes) and all she replied with this time was:
Buy World's Finest #12, you know, for the tits. Written or Contributed by GHERU READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS! |
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She missed one: "On top of that, the formally easy to catch up to Barbra Gordon now had the ability to run away from creeps who just wanted to touch her hair." "Formerly," not "formally." *clicks jackboots* 
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I'll be back in a few minutes... |
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I live to please |
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She's gonna be Stormwatched aka old good version replaces new crappy 52 version. |
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Well, that is certainly what this image seems to imply but is that confirmed fact or misdirection? |
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If the dredge up the old continuity again then wi they still consider it 'new reader accessible'? |
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