I can't understand a thing you people* say.
touque = winter hat
poutine = fries, cheese curds and gravy
chesterfield = couch
iced tea = sweetened iced tea with lemon
beaver tails = a fried flat pastry snack
double-double = a coffee with two creams and two sugars
noofundlan = Newfoundland
trawno = Toronto
ogopogo = Western Lake Monster similar to Loch Ness
The Bay = a department store, not a body of water
Timbits = doughnut holes, not the pickled testicles of a dead hockey player
Homo milk = whole milk, not the breast milk of a gay man
Anything else you need clarified?