Megan Fox's casting comes as a sign that the Almighty has fallen.
Source: Michael Bay's Blog
Michael Bay announced today that Megan Fox, best known for kissing actual talented actress Amanda Seyfried on the mouth in Jennifer's Body, has joined the cast of the upcoming
abomination reimagining of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. While he didn't specify the role, it's widely presumed that she'll be playing April O'Neil, thus ruining another toy franchise for all time.
In related news, the Vatican announced that God is dead. While the exact cause is unknown, it's believed that He was killed in a cascade of explosions after reacting to the news of Fox's casting.
When asked to express his feelings about being responsible for God's death, Bay showed a clip taken from from his 2005 movie The Island but with angels crudely CGIed over some cars. When confronted with the reuse of the clip, Bay responded "Come on, man, God's dead. I was really upset."
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