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Megan Fox Cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie; God Dead

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Megan Fox Cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie; God Dead

Postby LOLtron » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:22 pm

Megan Fox Cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie; God Dead

Megan Fox's casting comes as a sign that the Almighty has fallen.



Source: Michael Bay's Blog

Michael Bay announced today that Megan Fox, best known for kissing actual talented actress Amanda Seyfried on the mouth in Jennifer's Body, has joined the cast of the upcoming abomination reimagining of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.  While he didn't specify the role, it's widely presumed that she'll be playing April O'Neil, thus ruining another toy franchise for all time.

In related news, the Vatican announced that God is dead.  While the exact cause is unknown, it's believed that He was killed in a cascade of explosions after reacting to the news of Fox's casting.  

When asked to express his feelings about being responsible for God's death, Bay showed a clip taken from from his 2005 movie The Island but with angels crudely CGIed over some cars.  When confronted with the reuse of the clip, Bay responded "Come on, man, God's dead.  I was really upset."  



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Postby Juan Cena » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:30 pm

You know you're a crummy actress when the highlight of your career is meeting Johnny Football.

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Postby Pink_Orchid » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:47 pm

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Postby superfictious » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:04 pm

I guess Bay and Fox have kissed and made up. Not that any of her "insults" were false.

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Postby Zechs » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:12 am

Great now all we need is Shia as Casey. That's all we need left.
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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:13 am

Zechs wrote:Great now all we need is Shia as Casey. That's all we need left.


I hear Martin Lawrence is up for the role.
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Postby GLX » Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:56 am

Juan Cena wrote:You know you're a crummy actress when the highlight of your career is meeting Johnny Football.

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Totally. It's not like she made millions from popular, yet crummy films. :P
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Postby GiveWarAChance » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:15 am

Excitement levels through the roof.
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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:18 am

GLX wrote:
Totally. It's not like she made millions from popular, yet crummy films. :P


You mock the awesomeness of Johnny Football?
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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:19 am

GiveWarAChance wrote:Excitement levels through the roof.


Wait till the Aggies dominate Alabama again this season.
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Postby GiveWarAChance » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:20 am

Juan Cena wrote:
Wait till the Aggies dominate Alabama again this season.

Excitement gone. :-(
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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:33 am

GiveWarAChance wrote:Excitement gone. :-(



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Postby bkthomson » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:01 am

Not that I was planning on seeing this film but this is another nail in the coffin for the film.
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Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:07 am

bkthomson wrote:Not that I was planning on seeing this film but this is another nail in the coffin for the film.


She does a total lesbo scene with female shredder.
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Postby GiveWarAChance » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:10 am

guitarsmashley wrote:
She does a total lesbo scene with female shredder.

Excitement levels through the roof again.
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