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ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops "To Not Be Spider-Man"

Postby LOLtron » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:12 pm

ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

ComicsAlliance senior writer takes 2,000 words to explain why Cyclops isn't Spider-Man.



Source: ComicsAlliance

When ComicsAlliance isn't reporting on two day old news or highlighting the latest batch of Adventure Time merchandising (did you see those Lady Rainicorn knee-high socks!), the AOL subsidiary also occasionally runs features about comic book characters.  Much like AOL, the features are usually dated and obsolete and only exist to justify the site's continued use of "Comics" in their title.

Today, the site posted an article by Chris Sims detailing why Cyclops is terrible.  Cyclops has become one of the more controversial characters in comics, ever since a cabal of Wolverine fellating writers decided to turn the character into a militaristic revolutionary that doesn't show remorse for killing his longtime father figure. 

The move polarized comic book fans into three categories.  The first is a silent majority of fans who feel that Marvel's tried to fuck the character over and are rooting for Brian Bendis to guide the character out of the mess he's in now.  The second are new fans of the character who think that his recent struggles are "character development" and believe that the character is one of the most interesting in comics today.  The third are fans who have bigger mancrushes on Wolverine than Ultimate Colossus and think that Cyclops is no more than an obstacle for Wolverine to slash his way through.

However, Sims, who we believe hasn't read an X-Men comics since 1996, has a different opinion.  Sims thinks Cyclops is terrible because he's not Spider-Man.  It's a revelatory statement, and one that takes 2,000 words to explain.  He also complains how Cyclops always acts like a leader...because he's the leader of the X-Men.  Fantastic journalism there, Sims.

There's plenty of things other things wrong with Sims' essay.  For instance, he believes that if he calls Cyclops terrible enough times, it'll become a running joke.  No, a running joke is saying that Rich Johnston crossdresses as a secretary at Marvel and DC in order to get his scoops.  That's 1) a joke and 2) something that's used repeatedly in many of our articles. 

Another is how he doesn't really end his article.  It just ends in mid-point.  Which is a terrible way to end an article.



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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby GHERU » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:16 pm

that article was one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time, and I read all of my own articles
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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby Punchy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:22 pm

Fucking Adventure Time Alliance.

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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby Punchy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:27 pm

I normally like Sims, but it seems like he formed his opinion about hating Cyclops back when he was a kid, and never grew out of it.

Ever since Morrison's run, Cyclops has evolved from being the stick-in-the-mud who stops Wolverine from killifying everyone, into one of the most fascinating and flawed characters in all of comics. These days, it's Wolverine who is the stick-in-the-mud, whilst Cyke wants to get shit done.

I could understand Sims writing this article 10, 15 years ago, but now... it's a lazy opinion.

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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby sdsichero » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:32 pm

GHERU wrote:that article was one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time, and I read all of my own articles

Whoa whoa whoa now! Let's not go too far here!

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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby GHERU » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:33 pm

sdsichero wrote:Whoa whoa whoa now! Let's not go too far here!

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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby jeremy » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:52 pm

GHERU wrote:that article was one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time, and I read all of my own articles



but obviously not all mine

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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby misac » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:09 pm

:lol: :lol:

What about Spider-man’s increasing poor decisions?

And he does too many quips now, he's kind of annoying. I’m glad Cyclops isn’t Spider-man!
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Re: ComicsAlliance Shocks Internet, Declares Cyclops

Postby GLX » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:22 pm

Watching the number of comments spiraling ever upward on this thing about cyclops and I can tell already that it is from people with Feels.


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