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Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby LOLtron » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:49 am

Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Marvel has beaten the Internet commenter at its own game.



Source: Marvel Press Release

Marvel has beaten the Internet to the punch and claimed the much sought after first comment in its own teaser.  In a teaser for the new Marvel #1 comic, to be released sometime in the vague future, Marvel boldly states "First." in bright white text, preventing anyone in the comments from claiming the coveted Internet prize.

"Second :(," said Toolossus, a poster at Comicookmovie.com and claimer of over 2,000 first posts during his Internet career.

"Damnit," said CyclopsX, a member of ComicBookResources.  "I'm always the first comment!  Now I have to actually provide commentary as to my thoughts about this teaser instead."

With no writer, no artist and seemingly every character in Marvel's catalog mentioned, the teaser doesn't leave much else to talk about.  "Yeah, I got nothing," said CaptainCanada, a poster at Newsarama's defunct Talk@ board.  "Looks like I'll just make some comments about Stargirl's boobs on Facebook instead."   







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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on It's Own Teaser

Postby superfictious » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:50 am

Man, that's some lazy shit. But I guess if you slap the word "Marvel" and the number 1 on something and people will go wild.

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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby PhoenixEquinox » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:52 am

It's the place they're going to be in for the forseeable future thanks to Marvel NOW. And they're just bragging. Heh

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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby sdsichero » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:39 am

Hmn... Marvel of the Dead, Marvel #1..
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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby GHERU » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:42 am

sequel to -1
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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby superfictious » Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:59 am

Marvel: Integers

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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby Lord Ice » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:14 am

PhoenixEquinox wrote:It's the place they're going to be in for the forseeable future thanks to Marvel NOW. And they're just bragging. Heh



Indeed. It does sound like Marvel is proclaiming that their Revolution to reclaim the top spot has succeeded.
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Re: Marvel Claims First Post on Its Own Teaser

Postby fieldy snuts » Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:44 pm

Lord Ice wrote:

Indeed. It does sound like Marvel is proclaiming that their Revolution to reclaim the top spot has succeeded.


It has. And we haven't even gotten GoTG yet.

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