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DC Comes to Their F***in' Senses, Drops WTF Brand

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:18 pm

DC Comes to Their F***in' Senses, Drops WTF Brand

The company decided the branding wasn't worth the f***ing trouble.



Source: Newsarama

DC announced over the weekend that it would no longer feature its controversial "WTF Certified" branding on its April comics.  "Fuck that WTF shit," DC head honcho Dan Didio is reported to have said to someone somewhere. "We made our motherfuckin' point, so back the fuck off."

The WTF branding had been generally met with derision and mockery from every source imaginable and was widely proclaimed to be the dumbest move "since letting Devin Grayson write Nightwing". 

In a related story, DC announced that it was letting go of Samuel L. Jackson, their recently hired Director of Fucking Branding.  Jackson had spearheaded the WTF brand and is said to have ignored the many concerns about the initative from higher-ups.  "Branding, motherfucker," Jackson was often heard yelling into the phone at detractors. "Do you speak it?" 

In a memo circulated around the DC offices, Warner Bros. chief Kevin Tsujihara ordered co-publishers Didio and Jim Lee to "Get that motherfuckin' Jackson out of that motherfuckin' marketing department."  Didio and Lee were all too willing to comply.

In a final bit of WTF related news, comic book satire site The Outhouse announced today that if had officially recycled all of its "fuck" related jokes, with the exception of The Wire inspired quote comprised solely of variations of the curse word.  "Fuck fuck fuck.  Fuckity, fucking fuck fuck.  Fuuuuuuuuuck," said Outhouse reporter Jude Terror, completing the joke cycle.

 



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Herald

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Postby Herald » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:22 pm

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It was a dumb idea in the first place, conjured up just so that Dan and the Gang's piss-poor material could look "edgy."
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sdsichero

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Postby sdsichero » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:52 pm

Overheard at the Outhouse:

Juan Cena wrote:Well, frack. What a bunch of p*$$ies!
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bkthomson

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Postby bkthomson » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:14 pm

Fucking Bullshit. :smt011 :smt011 :smt011
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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:25 pm

What the fifty-two, bro?
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Zechs

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Postby Zechs » Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:55 pm

Those fucking fuck-ups. Is there anything the fuckers can't fuck-up? Also Deadwood did swearing better than the Wire.
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superfictious

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Postby superfictious » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:05 pm

Zechs wrote:Those fucking fuck-ups. Is there anything the fuckers can't fuck-up? Also Deadwood did swearing better than the Wire.


"You're not the run-of-the-mill kind of asshole, are you, McZechy? You're that special kind of asshole..."
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Tintin Quarantino

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Postby Tintin Quarantino » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:12 pm

DC has all the worst logos these days.
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Draco x

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Postby Draco x » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:05 pm

The WTF brand will soon be replaced by WTHC as in Who The Hell Cares very soon.
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fieldy snuts

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Postby fieldy snuts » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:13 pm

Coming up: DC's YOLO Certified initiative.

Why on earth did editorial greenlight this stuff? YOLO.
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TimDrake'sDumbWings

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Postby TimDrake'sDumbWings » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:29 pm

False Prophet wrote:
"You're not the run-of-the-mill kind of asshole, are you, McZechy? You're that special kind of asshole..."


"You know something? Zechs, the way he acts sometimes, the way he deals with shit... You would think a less enlightened man than myself, a cruder man than myself, a man less sensitized to the qualities and charms and value of Zechs- a man like that, not me, but a man like that, he just might call him a 'cunt.'"
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Tintin Quarantino

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Postby Tintin Quarantino » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:52 pm

Several words have entered our vocabulary based on acronyms with the F word. FUBAR, SNAFU, etc.

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