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[The Beast]

Meahwhile the white Winterfolk of Europe, are DEAD from the FUCKING ICE AGE and the only remaining humans are Summerfolk who live near the equator because it the only possible place people can survive an ICE AGE. When the Ice Age retreats, Summerfolk will migrate and become Winterfolk. They will work harder to develop technology because Winter is a bitch. That's why they introduce things like the Age of Enlightenment and the Industrial Revolution first.

Corrected for bullshit.

[Keb]

My mom was watching some thing on Oprah where one woman who had melanoma was telling another woman to stop using tanning beds and I yelled out "yeah winterfolk". I had to leave the room because I laughed so hard.

[Juan Cena]

Corrected for bullshit.

Obviously the forefathers of the winterfolk moved back into Europe after the Ice Age, and became smarter, heartier, and whiter, as their Summerfolk cousins became darker and dumber. So dumb they needed help from the Space Gods to kickstart their civilizations, as opposed to the Winterfolk who didn't.

It's racist bulls**t that doesn't hold up when looking at the evidence with a rational mind.

[The Beast]

Obviously the forefathers of the Winterfolk moved back into Europe after the Ice Age, and became Druids and Germanic Barbarians until the Armies of Rome conquered them and exposed them to their culture of modern civilization that had made its way from Ancient Aliens (not necessarily extra-terrestrial) who made first contact in Sumer.

Wow man, you're starting to get it. Good on ya!

[Keb]

Being in the sun makes you lazier and that's why winterfolk had to whip, beat and torture summerfolk and strip them of their culture and dignity so they could get the cotton picked.

/racismrationaliz'd

[Juan Cena]

Wow man, you're starting to get it. Good on ya!

No, I get how racist and stupid your argument is.

[The Beast]

Being in the sun makes you lazier and that's why winterfolk had to whip, beat and torture summerfolk and strip them of their culture and dignity so they could get the cotton picked.

/racismrationaliz'd

Those people were already slaves before the first Dutchman got to Africa and they didn't pick no cotton up here.

Those Summerfolk were tortured by Swampfolk, don't be lumping those ignorant fools in with us. We don't want slaves, we want citizens.

[muddyglass]

No, I get how racist and stupid your argument is.

and if you're anti-racist, then you must be anti-white.

/full-circled

[bkthomson]

So society is like Game of Thrones.

[The Beast]

Except they know what racist actually means so they use it in the proper context.

[Victorian Squid]

This kind of thread shows a side of nacireman you don't always see, and also brings out all the angry history buffs and the conspiracy theorists (like Thunderstorm).

[superfictious]

So society is like Game of Thrones.

"Winter is coming" means you'd better hurry and get your lazy ass back into the fields.

[Keb]

Okay, so just to summarize we have:

Winterfolk
Summerfolk
Swampfolk

and I am adding:
Spaghettifolk
Chowmeinfolk
Curryfolk
Kosherfolk
Hipsterfolk

[Juan Cena]

Those people were already slaves before the first Dutchman got to Africa and they didn't pick no cotton up here.

Those Summerfolk were tortured by Swampfolk, don't be lumping those ignorant fools in with us. We don't want slaves, we want citizens.

Does Swamp come before Summer or Winter?

[Juan Cena]

Okay, so just to summarize we have:

Winterfolk
Summerfolk
Swampfolk

and I am adding:
Spaghettifolk
Chowmeinfolk
Curryfolk
Kosherfolk
Hipsterfolk

They prefer to call themselves "Pastafarians."