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Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:24 pm

What's the best / worst pickup lines you've heard / used?

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:26 pm

If you were a library book, I'd check you out

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby b.lumpkin » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:26 pm

if you were a booger i'd pick you first

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:27 pm

You should sell hot dogs, because you can make a wiener stand

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby DMM » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:28 pm

I wouldn't shit you even if you were my favorite turd. Oh wait, that's not a pick up line.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:34 pm

Are you japanese?

Because I'm trying to get into japanties

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby chap22 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:36 pm

nice shoes. wanna fuck?
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby GiveWarAChance » Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:37 pm

I'm the best at what I do and what I do is pretty woman like you.

I A.I.M. to please.

I should call you Polaris because we have one hell of an attraction.

If you come back to my place, I'll show you my Man-Thing
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:11 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:I'm the best at what I do and what I do is pretty woman like you.

I A.I.M. to please.

I should call you Polaris because we have one hell of an attraction.

If you come back to my place, I'll show you my Man-Thing

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:17 pm

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Liam Rodgers » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:20 pm

Schlemmer wrote:What's the best / worst pickup lines you've heard / used?


The best I've ever heard were Jason Sudeikis' pick up lines from Hall Pass.

"Excuse me. Do you think these bar napkins smell like chloroform? I'm kidding. Fred Searing. Can I buy you a drink?"

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Mr. Log » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:41 pm

chap22 wrote:nice shoes. wanna fuck?

Dammit, that was going to be mine :lol:

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby bkthomson » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:49 pm

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:02 pm

"My penis is like a chinese finger trap

The more you struggle, the harder it gets"

I don't know why that one's never worked....

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Chesscub » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:26 pm

Does that have a hemi in it?

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