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by Zechs » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:03 pm

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by Zechs » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:03 pm

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by LobsterJ » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:03 pm

Eli Katz wrote:Straw Dogs

I kind of liked it.

I vote for Wicker Man.

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by LobsterJ » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:03 pm

Eli Katz wrote:Straw Dogs

I kind of liked it.

I vote for Wicker Man.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:07 pm

Are any of these originals even worth the remake? I see the few classics but really most of these originals aren't exactly lighting the world fire.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:07 pm

Are any of these originals even worth the remake? I see the few classics but really most of these originals aren't exactly lighting the world fire.

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by habitual » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:47 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Are any of these originals even worth the remake? I see the few classics but really most of these originals aren't exactly lighting the world fire.

In cases like Ocean's 11 I think that's sort of the point, the remake was so much better than the original it does make it worthwhile.

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by habitual » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:47 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:Are any of these originals even worth the remake? I see the few classics but really most of these originals aren't exactly lighting the world fire.

In cases like Ocean's 11 I think that's sort of the point, the remake was so much better than the original it does make it worthwhile.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:54 pm

habitual wrote:
In cases like Ocean's 11 I think that's sort of the point, the remake was so much better than the original it does make it worthwhile.

Hab

The Thing remake surpasses the original but, I mean movies like Red Dawn aren't exactly good to begin with.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:54 pm

habitual wrote:
In cases like Ocean's 11 I think that's sort of the point, the remake was so much better than the original it does make it worthwhile.

Hab

The Thing remake surpasses the original but, I mean movies like Red Dawn aren't exactly good to begin with.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Also I thought the new Fright Night was certainly serviceable.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 5:55 pm

Also I thought the new Fright Night was certainly serviceable.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

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by habitual » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:24 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
The Thing remake surpasses the original but, I mean movies like Red Dawn aren't exactly good to begin with.

Red Dawn was a cult classic.

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by habitual » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:24 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
The Thing remake surpasses the original but, I mean movies like Red Dawn aren't exactly good to begin with.

Red Dawn was a cult classic.

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by HNutz » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:58 pm

Would The Mummy count as a remake?

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by HNutz » Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:58 pm

Would The Mummy count as a remake?

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:43 pm

habitual wrote:
Red Dawn was a cult classic.

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Don't get me wrong, I love me some cult classics but cult classics are usually pretty bad.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Mar 02, 2013 9:43 pm

habitual wrote:
Red Dawn was a cult classic.

Hab

Don't get me wrong, I love me some cult classics but cult classics are usually pretty bad.

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by Rockman » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:27 pm

the original Red Dawn was so terrible I couldn't even finish the whole thing.

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by Rockman » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:27 pm

the original Red Dawn was so terrible I couldn't even finish the whole thing.

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by Lord Ice » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:39 pm

Rockman wrote:the original Red Dawn was so terrible I couldn't even finish the whole thing.

Should get the Rifftrax commentary. That's how I've been able to get through the Twilight movies. :evil:

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/red-dawn#sample

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by Lord Ice » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:39 pm

Rockman wrote:the original Red Dawn was so terrible I couldn't even finish the whole thing.

Should get the Rifftrax commentary. That's how I've been able to get through the Twilight movies. :evil:

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/red-dawn#sample

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by guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:16 am

Lord Ice wrote:
Should get the Rifftrax commentary. That's how I've been able to get through the Twilight movies.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/red-dawn#sample

Or you know, just don't watch the twilight movies.

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by guitarsmashley » Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:16 am

Lord Ice wrote:
Should get the Rifftrax commentary. That's how I've been able to get through the Twilight movies.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/red-dawn#sample

Or you know, just don't watch the twilight movies.

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by LoganRSA » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:21 am

To be fair, the original Red Dawn was very much a product of its time. If you didn't watch it when it first came out, you lose a lot of what made it interesting in the first place.

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by LoganRSA » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:21 am

To be fair, the original Red Dawn was very much a product of its time. If you didn't watch it when it first came out, you lose a lot of what made it interesting in the first place.

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by Keb » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:39 am

Log-Man wrote:I love the modern Ocean's 11.

I'll give you Ocean's 11.

I just find remakes really low quality cinema. That and musicals. Remakes of musicals are just the scummiest of scum.

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by Keb » Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:39 am

Log-Man wrote:I love the modern Ocean's 11.

I'll give you Ocean's 11.

I just find remakes really low quality cinema. That and musicals. Remakes of musicals are just the scummiest of scum.

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by Rockman » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:25 am

Log-Man wrote:To be fair, the original Red Dawn was very much a product of its time. If you didn't watch it when it first came out, you lose a lot of what made it interesting in the first place.

Rocky IV was a product of its time as well, but it's still great. Also it ended the cold war.

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by Rockman » Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:25 am

Log-Man wrote:To be fair, the original Red Dawn was very much a product of its time. If you didn't watch it when it first came out, you lose a lot of what made it interesting in the first place.

Rocky IV was a product of its time as well, but it's still great. Also it ended the cold war.