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by dairydead » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:46 am

btw herald, the asian i went on a date with was Viet. I don't know if i ever followed that up.

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by dairydead » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:46 am

btw herald, the asian i went on a date with was Viet. I don't know if i ever followed that up.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:56 am

I'm still in bed watching Jeremy try to sleep as the neighbor kids make noise.

Happy birthday! I miss chick fil a's waffle fries. Good stuff with their honey mustard.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:56 am

I'm still in bed watching Jeremy try to sleep as the neighbor kids make noise.

Happy birthday! I miss chick fil a's waffle fries. Good stuff with their honey mustard.

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:09 pm

~Alima~ wrote:I'm still in bed watching Jeremy try to sleep as the neighbor kids make noise.

(hands Alima a cymbal monkey to play for xaraan)

(slides back under the covers)

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:09 pm

~Alima~ wrote:I'm still in bed watching Jeremy try to sleep as the neighbor kids make noise.

(hands Alima a cymbal monkey to play for xaraan)

(slides back under the covers)

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:10 pm

Hmmm, it's 9:10. Do I still let him sleep??

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:10 pm

Hmmm, it's 9:10. Do I still let him sleep??

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:15 pm

No way! Wake him up!

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:15 pm

No way! Wake him up!

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:15 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Hmmm, it's 9:10. Do I still let him sleep??

Yes, and be very pissed when he finally wakes up.

Use it as leverage.

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:15 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Hmmm, it's 9:10. Do I still let him sleep??

Yes, and be very pissed when he finally wakes up.

Use it as leverage.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:21 pm

Both extremely great options. Which to choose. If I "accidentally" wake him up, I can fake that he woke me up, grumble that I'm thirsty for tea, and the pitty card might get me some tea without leaving my warm spot.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:21 pm

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by Rockman » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:22 pm

and then he'll check this thread and :smt013

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by Rockman » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:22 pm

and then he'll check this thread and :smt013

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:24 pm

Lol like that matters after I already have my tea!! Hmm I'll have to remind him I like one sugar and one teaspoon of honey with my hibiscus tea.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:24 pm

Lol like that matters after I already have my tea!! Hmm I'll have to remind him I like one sugar and one teaspoon of honey with my hibiscus tea.

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:39 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Lol like that matters after I already have my tea!! Hmm I'll have to remind him I like one sugar and one teaspoon of honey with my hibiscus tea.

Okay since you made your decision, what is the best way to "accidentally" wake him up?

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:39 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Lol like that matters after I already have my tea!! Hmm I'll have to remind him I like one sugar and one teaspoon of honey with my hibiscus tea.

Okay since you made your decision, what is the best way to "accidentally" wake him up?

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:41 pm

God, I hate being a softy. 9:40 and all are softly snoring. I wonder if he's ok. He's never slept this long. Oh wait!! We have movement! Nope false alarm.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:41 pm

God, I hate being a softy. 9:40 and all are softly snoring. I wonder if he's ok. He's never slept this long. Oh wait!! We have movement! Nope false alarm.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:42 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Okay since you made your decision, what is the best way to "accidentally" wake him up?

Usually it's an accidental kick to the behind.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:42 pm

sdsichero wrote:
Okay since you made your decision, what is the best way to "accidentally" wake him up?

Usually it's an accidental kick to the behind.

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:54 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Usually it's an accidental kick to the behind.

You should change it up so it doesn't get stale. A kick to the 'nads, followed up by an audible fart.

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by sdsichero » Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:54 pm

~Alima~ wrote:Usually it's an accidental kick to the behind.

You should change it up so it doesn't get stale. A kick to the 'nads, followed up by an audible fart.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:49 pm

Mission unsuccessful. Never got to deploy tactics discussed. Subject woke on his own due to phlegmage in the back of the throat. Please burn thread to protect the identities of individuals involved with Operation Sleeping Baldy.

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by ~Alima~ » Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:49 pm