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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby holtom2000 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:40 pm

chap22 wrote:nice shoes. wanna fuck?

my friend did a variation of that - hey you smell nice, wanna fuck?
NEVER worked but funny as all hell

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby GiveWarAChance » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:42 pm

Can I put my USB stick in your 2.0 Slot?

Come back to my lab and I'll show you why the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:50 pm

GiveWarAChance wrote:
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

:lol:

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:30 pm


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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:30 pm

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby ~Alima~ » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:00 pm

Out dancing one night with the ladies and some guy told me he'd like to make me breakfast. Being that I was on my third surfer on acid, it took me a moment to get it.

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:44 pm

There's always the great Harlan Ellison's "What would you say to a little fuck?"


Of course, as the legend goes, the young lady's response was a cool "Hello, little fuck."

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby pastajoe » Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:59 pm

If I tell you, you have a great body, would you hold it against me?

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Cernunnos » Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:04 pm

Suck me, beautiful! :lol: :wink: My personal favorite is, "Are you from Tennessee, because you're the only ten I see?" :lol:
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:25 pm

"Girl, are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside, and I want to bury myself in you"

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby b.lumpkin » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:32 pm

Schlemmer wrote:"Girl, are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside, and I want to bury myself in you"

:lol:

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby guitargod694 » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:35 pm

Schlemmer wrote:"Girl, are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead inside, and I want to bury myself in you"



Hahahaha. If that doesn't work, nothing will.
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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:06 pm

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:07 pm

Have you ever done porn? You look familiar.

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Re: Pickup Lines

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:08 pm

My parents are out of town so we'll have the whole house to ourselves.

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