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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:08 pm

You are even prettier than my mother.
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:18 pm

This is the first time I’ve seen you in this club. I mostly see you from my vantage point in the bushes outside your house.
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:19 pm

What’s your favorite hobby? Mine’s Follow You Home Without You Knowing.
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MistaT

penile prisoner

Postby MistaT » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:38 pm

Your Daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you look dope to me.
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:25 am

Yo son, get out the aloe vera, you just got burned!

Yo you ever catch them old WWII movies where the plane flying over and the anti aircraft guns be like POW POW POW shot down!

Dude was like halfway to the hoop for the easy two when all of a sudden BLOCKED BY MUTOMBO!

*since I was always too broke to drink a lot in university, I used to find clever ways to make fun of my friends for striking out.
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 18, 2013 9:11 am

:lol:
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:48 am

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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:26 pm

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:28 pm

“Is it hot in here or are you menopausal?”
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:28 pm

“If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together and then keep buying the U drinks until it passes out”
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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:29 pm

“Can I have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine…well actually they shut off my service because I didn’t pay the bill. It’s in collections now.”
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Schlemmer

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Postby Schlemmer » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:42 am

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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Mon Apr 15, 2013 10:51 am

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Schlemmer

Rain Partier

Postby Schlemmer » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:59 pm

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Schlemmer

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Postby Schlemmer » Mon May 06, 2013 4:07 pm

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