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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Punchy » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:17 am

Is it racist to like Jack Swagger's new theme music?

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Evan Meadow » Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:43 am

Sunless wrote:Raw was pretty bad this week.

But Heyman, Brock and HHH segment was great.

Mocking Paul Bearer this week was just lame. Did they really need the cheap heat?


It gave a perfect reason for Punk and Taker to feud. And its really not bad at all with what he's saying. He hasn't said anything bad about Bearer at all. Its all just about ending the streak.

Sides, you know Taker signed off on it before hand and no one doubts Percy would have loved the angle himself.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Juan Cena » Wed Mar 20, 2013 9:37 am

Punchy wrote:Is it racist to like Jack Swagger's new theme music?


Jack Swagger's music was made for Winterfolk to like it.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby The Shadow » Wed Mar 20, 2013 4:59 pm

Chris Masters... a hero!

Former WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters saved his mother from burning to death by uprooting a tree with his bare hands and using it as a battering ram to enter her house.

Masters -- real name Chris Mordetzky -- tells us, he rushed to his mother's L.A. home yesterday after his uncle called and said a neighbor had gone crazy and barricaded himself inside her house.

When Chris showed up, the neighbor was shouting through the front door that he would burn the place down if anyone tried to gain entry.

Chris says he tried talking sense into the guy, but he wasn't having it -- so Chris called the cops ... but when they showed up, the neighbor set the house on fire.

Chris jumped into hero mode -- tearing a tree out of the ground and tossing it through a window.

Chris reached through the window and removed his mom from the inferno ... at which point police rushed in and arrested the neighbor on arson charges.

The man is currently still in custody. It's unclear why he snapped.

One thing's for sure ... Chris does a mother proud.


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"tearing a tree out of the ground"... won't be in WWE until he's off the roids.

On the plus side, well done!

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby misac » Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:07 pm

The Shadow wrote:Chris Masters... a hero!

Former WWE superstar Chris "The Masterpiece" Masters saved his mother from burning to death by uprooting a tree with his bare hands and using it as a battering ram to enter her house.

Masters -- real name Chris Mordetzky -- tells us, he rushed to his mother's L.A. home yesterday after his uncle called and said a neighbor had gone crazy and barricaded himself inside her house.

When Chris showed up, the neighbor was shouting through the front door that he would burn the place down if anyone tried to gain entry.

Chris says he tried talking sense into the guy, but he wasn't having it -- so Chris called the cops ... but when they showed up, the neighbor set the house on fire.

Chris jumped into hero mode -- tearing a tree out of the ground and tossing it through a window.

Chris reached through the window and removed his mom from the inferno ... at which point police rushed in and arrested the neighbor on arson charges.

The man is currently still in custody. It's unclear why he snapped.

One thing's for sure ... Chris does a mother proud.


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"tearing a tree out of the ground"... won't be in WWE until he's off the roids.

On the plus side, well done!


Holy crap! :shock:

Story would be better if he put the maniac in the Master Lock. :P
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:09 pm

Huge talent loss for WWE. I wish he'd show up in ROH.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby rdrsfn82 » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:13 am

Well, that's insane.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:33 am

good for him, here is a link to the house and initial article
http://www.wrestlescoop.com/2013/03/20/ ... ttack-miz/

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Bianco » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:44 am

btw I can see WWE using this to bring him back "The Hero" Chris Masters, maybe bring Helms back as Hurricane. Instant merchandising gold for the little PG masses

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:37 pm

AJ Styles as Sting circa 1997 might be the most shameless example of ripping off history since Triple H cosplayed as Harley Race in 2003.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:54 pm

syxxpakk wrote:AJ Styles as Sting circa 1997 might be the most shameless example of ripping off history since Triple H cosplayed as Harley Race in 2003.


what? he's playing a bitter disillusioned person not the mute sting crow.

now if he puts on the facepaint then you'd have a point.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:00 pm

That's what Sting was. Bitter and disillusioned because everyone thought he was a traitor.

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby syxxpakk » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:06 pm

Really enjoyed Impact tonight.
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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby Grayson » Thu Mar 21, 2013 9:12 pm

syxxpakk wrote:AJ Styles as Sting circa 1997 might be the most shameless example of ripping off history since Triple H cosplayed as Harley Race in 2003.


Awwwww man. When I first read this post, I honestly thought that AJ Styles was on Impact dressed up as the classic Stinger! :-(

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Re: The Official Outhouse All Wrestling Thread!

Postby fieldy snuts » Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:22 am

i loved those bully ray skits about 'the hoax'. despite the storyline being dragged on for so long it basically showed 9 months of continuity aka a sense of continuity over almost 40 shows which resulted in the desired payoff.

the only weak part was their acceptance of garrett into the club. he's a liability to the company and nothing more.
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