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[Victorian Squid]

Fuck, I've only got like a half an hour left.

Cheer me up, fellas!

Perhaps a little Old Toby..

[S.F. Jude Terror]

DMM how long are you in town for again?

[Victorian Squid]

Note to husbands: Don't always talk about how your wife is in a bad mood if you want people to come over to your house!

[DMM]

DMM how long are you in town for again?

I'm leaving on Friday, April 5th. When do you want to meet up and where? I'll probably have to entertain clients on weeknights.

[Victorian Squid]

Why is it so damn hard to just say, "No I don't really want to come over to your house"?

[DMM]

No, it's you and the couple, in a somewhat dimly lit living room, feeling full and sleepy from dinner, and not being able to drink yourself stupid because no one else is and because you have to drive later.

At best, you come home in time for a predictably dismal episode of SNL.

I'm glad I am a free man.

[Victorian Squid]

I'm leaving on Friday, April 5th. When do you want to meet up and where? I'll probably have to entertain clients on weeknights.

With massive insertions.

[DMM]

Why is it so damn hard to just say, "No I don't really want to come over to your house"?

It shouldn't be.

[DMM]

With massive insertions.

Hahaha, I wish.

[Victorian Squid]

Oh no! The dryer in the laundry room doesn't seem to be working!

This means on top of everything else I may have to go to dinner dressed in the sort of uncomfortable or unfashionable clothes you only wear at home alone or when you put off laundry too long.

[Victorian Squid]

Why did I blow my nose with yesterday's socks, I could have worn them again.

[Grayson]

I think somebody broke Squid.

[Victorian Squid]

Gross, I found a dirty sock in my clothes that isn't mine!

Who the fuck's sock is that??

[Victorian Squid]

I think somebody broke Squid.

I was going for a Joe Matt-esque level of intimacy with the reader.

[Victorian Squid]

Yes!! I found some weird old but clean socks I quit wearing for some reason.