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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:00 pm

Fuck, I've only got like a half an hour left.

Cheer me up, fellas!

Perhaps a little Old Toby..

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:04 pm

DMM how long are you in town for again?
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:07 pm

Note to husbands: Don't always talk about how your wife is in a bad mood if you want people to come over to your house!

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:13 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:DMM how long are you in town for again?

I'm leaving on Friday, April 5th. When do you want to meet up and where? I'll probably have to entertain clients on weeknights.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:15 pm

Why is it so damn hard to just say, "No I don't really want to come over to your house"?

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:15 pm

Eli Katz wrote:No, it's you and the couple, in a somewhat dimly lit living room, feeling full and sleepy from dinner, and not being able to drink yourself stupid because no one else is and because you have to drive later.

At best, you come home in time for a predictably dismal episode of SNL.

I'm glad I am a free man.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:16 pm

DMM wrote:I'm leaving on Friday, April 5th. When do you want to meet up and where? I'll probably have to entertain clients on weeknights.


With massive insertions.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:16 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Why is it so damn hard to just say, "No I don't really want to come over to your house"?

It shouldn't be.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:16 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
With massive insertions.

Hahaha, I wish.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:18 pm

Oh no! The dryer in the laundry room doesn't seem to be working!

This means on top of everything else I may have to go to dinner dressed in the sort of uncomfortable or unfashionable clothes you only wear at home alone or when you put off laundry too long. :-(

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:22 pm

Why did I blow my nose with yesterday's socks, I could have worn them again. :cry:

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Grayson » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:25 pm

I think somebody broke Squid. :(

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:30 pm

Gross, I found a dirty sock in my clothes that isn't mine!

Who the fuck's sock is that??

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:32 pm

Grayson wrote:I think somebody broke Squid. :(


I was going for a Joe Matt-esque level of intimacy with the reader.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 4:33 pm

Yes!! I found some weird old but clean socks I quit wearing for some reason.

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