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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 9:57 pm

Eli Katz wrote:Squid inadvertently sabotages himself in the weirdest ways. Like the time he kept accidentally seeing the neighbor's wife naked, and they thought he was a pervert stalker.


It was only once and she wasn't naked. :roll:

(She was wearing a bikini and gyrating with a hula hoop, shouting "WHOO WHOO!" while her husband spanked her round asscheeks.)

So now we have a privacy fence.

But I was just opening the window!! It's one of those rare times where my jaw literally dropped though.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby DMM » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:03 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
It was only once and she wasn't naked. :roll:

(She was wearing a bikini and gyrating with a hula hoop, shouting "WHOO WHOO!" while her husband spanked her round asscheeks.)

So now we have a privacy fence.

But I was just opening the window!! It's one of those rare times where my jaw literally dropped though.
:lol: that is fantastic.
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Pink_Orchid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:12 pm

My Saturday? Just one day away from not caring about sports for another year. Seriously, screw Kansas, all of their teams.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Keb » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:40 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:
It was only once and she wasn't naked. :roll:

(She was wearing a bikini and gyrating with a hula hoop, shouting "WHOO WHOO!" while her husband spanked her round asscheeks.)

So now we have a privacy fence.

But I was just opening the window!! It's one of those rare times where my jaw literally dropped though.

My brother used to have neighbors behind his house who would fuck with the windows open. We'd be sitting in his living room after a nice Sunday meal in the summer with our windows open and we'd hear them going at it. One night my brother yelled out "That's it?" and they moved the next fall.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:47 pm

I went to the comic shop and bought my middle daughter, Cora (age 4, almost 5) her first comics. We got All-New X-Men #7, #8, and #9 (would have got the first six but that's all they had). She really loves the X-Men, watches the old cartoons constantly and plays the 90s X-Men arcade game on Kindle. We read #7 together tonight, and she was enthralled. Now we're gonna go back each month and get the next issue, get her hooked. :)

She really wanted a Batman comic too but I felt right now was probably not the best time for her to start reading Batman.
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Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:48 pm

It was no easy feat to explain the concept of time-displaced X-men in the wake of AvX to a four year old, but she surprisingly grasped most of it (probably has a better handle on the characters than the writers of AvX did).
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Keb » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:00 pm

Should have bought her a 100 Bullets trade IMO

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Postby Victorian Squid » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:07 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:It was no easy feat to explain the concept of time-displaced X-men in the wake of AvX to a four year old, but she surprisingly grasped most of it (probably has a better handle on the characters than the writers of AvX did).


I got some more graphic novels from the children's section, you should just give her those.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:26 pm

I like that she likes the X-Men though - that was my first comics love.
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby e_galston » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:56 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I went to the comic shop and bought my middle daughter, Cora (age 4, almost 5) her first comics. We got All-New X-Men #7, #8, and #9 (would have got the first six but that's all they had). She really loves the X-Men, watches the old cartoons constantly and plays the 90s X-Men arcade game on Kindle. We read #7 together tonight, and she was enthralled. Now we're gonna go back each month and get the next issue, get her hooked. :)

She really wanted a Batman comic too but I felt right now was probably not the best time for her to start reading Batman.


she's your kid start her on All Star Batman and Robin...
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby e_galston » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:57 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I like that she likes the X-Men though - that was my first comics love.


was my first love too... and i got into it the same way she did, the 90s cartoon..
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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:19 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I like that she likes the X-Men though - that was my first comics love.


I'm never going to say this again, Jude--you are a horrible father.

Oh who am I kidding, it'll probably come up.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby Victorian Squid » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:04 am

Just joking, of course.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby sdsichero » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:23 am

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:I like that she likes the X-Men though - that was my first comics love.


It all makes sense now.

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Re: The Saturday Thread

Postby sdsichero » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:24 am

I don't know where the time went today

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