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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby sdsichero » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:21 pm

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby Zechs » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:43 pm

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It's true.

Episode I: Who caused Anakin not to be accepted as a Jedi Padawan forcing Qui-Gon to continue taking him along to Naboo? Plus who was there to make Obi-Wan Kenobi the teacher to Anakin after Qui-Gon tragically was killed?

Yoda

Episode II: He had a clear shot at catching Dooku but instead decides to save two fellow Jedi one of whom would eventually go to destroy the entire Jedi Order. Even more, Dooku escapes to give those Death Star plans to Palpatine. So yeah.. those lives lost on Alderaan and the Death Star itself? That's on Yoda.

Oh and he senses the terrible loss Anakin had to deal with and feels the terrible pain he went through.

Episode III: Tells Anakin to pretty much accept loss totally not remembering this is a dude who handles loss badly. That there's no way to save someone you care for. Then is part of the three man cabal (Obi Wan and Mace) that forces Anakin to spy for the Jedi Council what Palpatine is doing.

Had a good chance to kill Palpatine but decides to turn tail and run.

Episode V: Doesn't fill Luke in that Vader's his pop. Even more so when he knows Luke is going to face Vader with no hope at all.

Episode VI: Actually like any dying man fesses up to being an idiot with all the lies and stupidity he's done in his life. Save for his last act not telling Luke that his sister is Leia.
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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby Tor_Hershman » Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:22 pm

A couple of me Star Warsesque parodies...
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BIRDMAN!...LOL :lol:

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby sdsichero » Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:58 pm

Tor_Hershman wrote:A couple of me Star Warsesque parodies...
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BIRDMAN!...LOL :lol:


You want this thread
http://www.theouthousers.com/forum/topic7834.html
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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby HNutz » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:26 am

Zechs RE Yoda wrote:

It's true.

Episode I: Who caused Anakin not to be accepted as a Jedi Padawan forcing Qui-Gon to continue taking him along to Naboo? Plus who was there to make Obi-Wan Kenobi the teacher to Anakin after Qui-Gon tragically was killed?

Yoda

Episode II: He had a clear shot at catching Dooku but instead decides to save two fellow Jedi one of whom would eventually go to destroy the entire Jedi Order. Even more, Dooku escapes to give those Death Star plans to Palpatine. So yeah.. those lives lost on Alderaan and the Death Star itself? That's on Yoda.

Oh and he senses the terrible loss Anakin had to deal with and feels the terrible pain he went through.

Episode III: Tells Anakin to pretty much accept loss totally not remembering this is a dude who handles loss badly. That there's no way to save someone you care for. Then is part of the three man cabal (Obi Wan and Mace) that forces Anakin to spy for the Jedi Council what Palpatine is doing.

Had a good chance to kill Palpatine but decides to turn tail and run.

Episode V: Doesn't fill Luke in that Vader's his pop. Even more so when he knows Luke is going to face Vader with no hope at all.

Episode VI: Actually like any dying man fesses up to being an idiot with all the lies and stupidity he's done in his life. Save for his last act not telling Luke that his sister is Leia.


From the link I posted earlier about Obi Wan:


1) He killed Qui-Gon (or didn't really do much in that Maul fight. Where was the super speed?)
2) He allowed the Death Star to be built (and caused the destruction of Alderaan)
3) He could have stopped Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side.
4) He allowed Palpatine to take power
5) He killed the Jedi (by not killing Vader originally)
6) He was responsible for the deaths of 1.3 million people aboard the Death Star
7) He didn’t raise Luke to be a kick ass super Jedi
8) He didn’t stop Luke and Leia from getting it on.
9) He left Luke to die of hypothermia
10) He almost stopped Luke from saving Anakin



Explanations at the site above.

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby Tor_Hershman » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:29 am

No, SdSicHero, me needs a reconditioned, or unconditioned, brain.
Oh well, 'tis easy, when tired, to confuse the two franchises. I mean, SW & ST have each made ONE amazingly entertaining film & some others.

Stay on groovin' safari,
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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby dairydead » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:01 am

Tor_Hershman wrote:No, SdSicHero, me needs a reconditioned, or unconditioned, brain.
Oh well, 'tis easy, when tired, to confuse the two franchises. I mean, SW & ST have each made ONE amazingly entertaining film & some others.

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby dairydead » Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:18 am

1) He killed Qui-Gon (or didn't really do much in that Maul fight. Where was the super speed?) Force powers don't work on demand like that. He had just been in an intense fight for who knows how long.
2) He allowed the Death Star to be built (and caused the destruction of Alderaan)Dooku is outrageously powerful. He trained Grevious, who nearly defeated Obi Wan, and nearly defeated Yoda
3) He could have stopped Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side.debatable. Anakin was too close to Palpatine regardless.
4) He allowed Palpatine to take power it is explained a bunch of times that Palpatine was clouding their perception of him
5) He killed the Jedi (by not killing Vader originally)Jedi do not attack, only defend. It would be dangerously close to the dark side if Obi Wan murdered an unarmed dying man.
6) He was responsible for the deaths of 1.3 million people aboard the Death Star :lol: [b]This one has been discussed to death[/b]
7) He didn’t raise Luke to be a kick ass super JediLuke's protection was priority #1. becoming a jedi would have put him right in Vader's crosshairs
8) He didn’t stop Luke and Leia from getting it on.not a big deal, really none of Obi Wan's concern
9) He left Luke to die of hypothermia Obi Wan can not speak to non-force users, and it could be argued that he led Han to Luke
10) He almost stopped Luke from saving Anakin :smt102
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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby sdsichero » Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:13 am

LucasFilm and Dark Horse Announce THE STAR WARS!

APRIL 1, MILWAUKIE, OR–It’s no April Fools’ prank! Dark Horse is honored to announce a dream project: working with J.W. Rinzler, executive editor at LucasBooks, and artist Mike Mayhew (Avengers) to adapt the rough-draft original screenplay which spawned the biggest franchise in film history!

Three years before his 1977 film, George Lucas put down on paper his first story set in a galaxy far, far away—a tale of fantastic adventures, daring escapes, “lazer swords,” romance, and monsters. A story of Jedi Annikin Starkiller and General Luke Skywalker, an alien named Han Solo, and evil Sith Knights. The screenplay was titled The Star Wars!
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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby sdsichero » Tue Apr 09, 2013 5:45 pm

Vader makes it to somewhere I went before.

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

Postby Schlemmer » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:26 am

Who can name them all?

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Re: The Star Wars Thread

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