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Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track?

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Keb » Mon Mar 25, 2013 6:48 pm

I don't wanna be crossing swords with people!

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby TheSecondLex » Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:42 pm

Juan Cena wrote:
Heck, most of Dearedvil's 60's rogue's gallery sucks worse than Batroc.


I see your Daredevil's Greatest Threats to Civilisation, and raise you the Rogues Gallery of one Henry Pym.


The Porcupine, dude. Is he even still alive?

Also, on the topic: Batroc Ze Leapair is awesome. Before Brubaker and the 'Man with No Face' arc, Batroc was, what, lezzing it up with Taskmaster?
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Lord Simian » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:32 pm

TheSecondLex wrote:
The Porcupine, dude. Is he even still alive?



Nope, died when he fell on one of his quills....

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:47 pm

TheSecondLex wrote:
I see your Daredevil's Greatest Threats to Civilisation, and raise you the Rogues Gallery of one Henry Pym.


The Porcupine, dude. Is he even still alive?

Also, on the topic: Batroc Ze Leapair is awesome. Before Brubaker and the 'Man with No Face' arc, Batroc was, what, lezzing it up with Taskmaster?


Batroc, Taskmaster, and a couple of lesbians? :shock:

That must've been some Marvel MAX book. :shock: :shock:
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Juan Cena » Mon Mar 25, 2013 11:49 pm

As fpr Pym's rogues, I haven't quite gotten around to seriously checking out SA Ant-Man/Giant-Man stuff. Maybe I will if they show up on Comixology sometimes.
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby doombug » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:13 am

Lord Simian wrote:I know the article was referring to Chappy, and I'm not over 35, but I'm gonna pre-emptively get his back: screw you. Batroc is awesome.

I'm a couple years younger than you and I completely back this statement. Batroc is awesome!
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RE: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track?

Postby Paul Singam » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:38 am

When will we see Batroc on the big screen?

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby chap22 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:44 am

Lord Simian wrote:I know the article was referring to Chappy, and I'm not over 35, but I'm gonna pre-emptively get his back: screw you. Batroc is awesome.

That's Got-DAMN right! Preach it, Monkey-boy! Zee Leapair shall finally get zee respect he so richly deserves!!!!

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Lord Simian » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:47 am

chap22 wrote:That's Got-DAMN right! Preach it, Monkey-boy! Zee Leapair shall finally get zee respect he so richly deserves!!!!


In fact, The Outhouse will start a White House Petition (cause apparently that's the thing to do these days) asking them to convince Marvel to change the film's title, to the much better "Captain America: Zut Alors! Zee Leapair!"

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby chap22 » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:55 am

Lord Simian wrote:
In fact, The Outhouse will start a White House Petition (cause apparently that's the thing to do these days) asking them to convince Marvel to change the film's title, to the much better "Captain America: Zut Alors! Zee Leapair!"

I will sign this petition.

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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby TheSecondLex » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:55 am

Juan Cena wrote:As fpr Pym's rogues, I haven't quite gotten around to seriously checking out SA Ant-Man/Giant-Man stuff. Maybe I will if they show up on Comixology sometimes.



It's exactly as formulaic as a Silver Age Daredevil story: inability to deal with shit>messing around with the love interest b/c of insecurity and lolz>some career-related stuff for like 2 panels> beating up lameasses > ?? > profit.

Tangent: I don't know why people always get salty over the whole Hank/Jan relationship. They were pretty much awful to each other from the beginning. Backhanding her to gtfo did not come out of a vacuum.

At least Reed and Sue were banging their frustrations out.
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:52 am

So much love for Batroc. :lol:
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby guitarsmashley » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:07 am

I'm sure they'll gritty him up good.
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby guitarsmashley » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:07 am

Maybe he'll have dyed facial hair.
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Re: Has Captain America: The Winter Soldier Jumped Off Track

Postby Chris » Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:41 am

guitarsmashley wrote:Maybe he'll have dyed facial hair.


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