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Rick Remender Urges Naysayers to Drown in Hobo Piss

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:17 am

Rick Remender Urges Naysayers to Drown in Hobo Piss

Remender responds to criticism in a classic Marvel manner.



Source: Twitter

Unsurprisingly, Rick Remender's Uncanny Avengers #5 has managed to upset a few people.  No, it's not the shoddy characterization or the vague fascist undertones that have upset the Internet this week, it's a speech given by Captain America syncophant/stormtrooper Havok.  In the speech, Havok denounces his attachment to the word "mutant", decrying it as a divisive term and stating that he'd much rather be known as part of a larger, more inclusive group. 

Several commentators have pointed out that this is a pretty alarming and disturbing mentality, one that promotes urging minorities to fit into societal norms instead of having their differences accepted by society.  Those commentators argue that its akin to whitewashing, and that it's pretty disturbing to see the Avengers promote and condone this mentality.

Luckily, Remender reached out to his critics and addressed their concerns with a level of class usually shown by Steve Wacker.

 


Hobo piss!  Now there's a retort to criticism if I ever heard one.  In Remender's defense, it does appear that he was referring to fans kvetching about 20 year old continuity.  If that's the case, Remender isn't being harsh enough.  Death by hobo piss is too kind of a punishment for those who actually cite and reference X-Men books from the 90s.

Remender also urges a fan to suck Havok's "shiny red dick" after the fan notes Havok's recent turn to government lapdog.  While we were unaware that Havok was afflicted with some sort of genital rash, we certainly hope that it's a plot point that gets addressed and resolved in the near future.  We'd hate for the character to be even more dickless than he already is.



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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:20 am

I can't wait for the inevitable Havok Vs Cyclops fight to end all fights.

But in all likelihood it's not actually inevitable and we'll just get Wolverine Vs Cyclops again.

Also, given the renewed prominence of the Summers brothers, this would be a pretty great time to bring back Vulcan wouldn't it?
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BlueStreak

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Postby BlueStreak » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:22 am

Punchy, if you think Vulcan should come back, you can go and drown yourself in hobo piss. Seriously, that's your only option.
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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:23 am

BlueMole wrote:Punchy, if you think Vulcan should come back, you can go and drown yourself in hobo piss. Seriously, that's your only option.


I liked Vulcan, War Of Kings was pimp, and if Black Bolt can come back due to some nonsense Hickman-logic, why can't Gabriel Summers?
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:26 am

Punchy wrote:I can't wait for the inevitable Havok Vs Cyclops fight to end all fights.

But in all likelihood it's not actually inevitable and we'll just get Wolverine Vs Cyclops again.

Also, given the renewed prominence of the Summers brothers, this would be a pretty great time to bring back Vulcan wouldn't it?


Havok and Cyclops will fight in All-New X-Men (at least on a cover, but its the younger cyclops)
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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:27 am

e_galston wrote:
Havok and Cyclops will fight in All-New X-Men (at least on a cover, but its the younger cyclops)


Booo, I want Havok to fight the modern Che Guevara Cyclops.
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Herald

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Postby Herald » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:37 am

Punchy wrote:
I liked Vulcan, War Of Kings was pimp, and if Black Bolt can come back due to some nonsense Hickman-logic, why can't Gabriel Summers?


:|

*hands Blue a bucket*
Hit the streets, and gather the method of execution.
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avengingtitan

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Postby avengingtitan » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:43 am

Punchy wrote:I can't wait for the inevitable Havok Vs Cyclops fight to end all fights.

But in all likelihood it's not actually inevitable and we'll just get Wolverine Vs Cyclops again.

Also, given the renewed prominence of the Summers brothers, this would be a pretty great time to bring back Vulcan wouldn't it?

That would be a lame fight since their powers dont work on each other.
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IvCNuB4

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Postby IvCNuB4 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:46 am

Are Scott and Alex still immune to each other's powers ? :smt017
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Herald

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Postby Herald » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:57 am

avengingtitan wrote:That would be a lame fight since their powers dont work on each other.


There's always Good Old Fisticuffs...
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misac

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Postby misac » Thu Mar 28, 2013 11:59 am

IvCNuB4 wrote:Are Scott and Alex still immune to each other's powers ? :smt017


Like continuity matters to these people. :P
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GHERU

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Postby GHERU » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:09 pm

misac wrote:
Like continuity matters to these people. :P

as much as reading a book before complaining about it matters to the internet
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Keb

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Postby Keb » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:19 pm

LOLtron wrote:
Remender also urges a fan to suck Havok's "shiny red dick" after the fan notes Havok's recent turn to government lapdog.  While we were unaware that Havok was afflicted with some sort of genital rash, we certainly hope that it's a plot point that gets addressed and resolved in the near future.

He butt-fucked Johann Schmidt off-panel in issue 4.
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e_galston

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Postby e_galston » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:27 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Are Scott and Alex still immune to each other's powers ? :smt017


yes they are. Gabriel (Vulcan) is also immune to their powers as well.
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Punchy

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Postby Punchy » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:28 pm

avengingtitan wrote:That would be a lame fight since their powers dont work on each other.


Who needs powers? As we all know, Cyclops is the world's greatest martial artist. :P

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