Rick Remender Urges Naysayers to Drown in Hobo Piss
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![]() Remender responds to criticism in a classic Marvel manner. Source: Twitter Unsurprisingly, Rick Remender's Uncanny Avengers #5 has managed to upset a few people. No, it's not the shoddy characterization or the vague fascist undertones that have upset the Internet this week, it's a speech given by Captain America syncophant/stormtrooper Havok. In the speech, Havok denounces his attachment to the word "mutant", decrying it as a divisive term and stating that he'd much rather be known as part of a larger, more inclusive group. Several commentators have pointed out that this is a pretty alarming and disturbing mentality, one that promotes urging minorities to fit into societal norms instead of having their differences accepted by society. Those commentators argue that its akin to whitewashing, and that it's pretty disturbing to see the Avengers promote and condone this mentality. Luckily, Remender reached out to his critics and addressed their concerns with a level of class usually shown by Steve Wacker.
Remender also urges a fan to suck Havok's "shiny red dick" after the fan notes Havok's recent turn to government lapdog. While we were unaware that Havok was afflicted with some sort of genital rash, we certainly hope that it's a plot point that gets addressed and resolved in the near future. We'd hate for the character to be even more dickless than he already is. Written or Contributed by ThanosCopter READ THIS ARTICLE ON THE FRONT PAGE, HUMANS! |
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But in all likelihood it's not actually inevitable and we'll just get Wolverine Vs Cyclops again. Also, given the renewed prominence of the Summers brothers, this would be a pretty great time to bring back Vulcan wouldn't it? |
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I liked Vulcan, War Of Kings was pimp, and if Black Bolt can come back due to some nonsense Hickman-logic, why can't Gabriel Summers? |
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Havok and Cyclops will fight in All-New X-Men (at least on a cover, but its the younger cyclops) |
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Booo, I want Havok to fight the modern Che Guevara Cyclops. |
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![]() *hands Blue a bucket* Hit the streets, and gather the method of execution. |
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That would be a lame fight since their powers dont work on each other. |
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There's always Good Old Fisticuffs... |
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Like continuity matters to these people. ![]() |
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as much as reading a book before complaining about it matters to the internet |
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He butt-fucked Johann Schmidt off-panel in issue 4. |
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yes they are. Gabriel (Vulcan) is also immune to their powers as well. |
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Who needs powers? As we all know, Cyclops is the world's greatest martial artist. ![]() |
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