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DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby LOLtron » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?



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In an effort to defuse some of the bad press DC stirred up as a result of the discovery that they were planning to kill off the company’s most prominent black character, DC has hired the über successful actor / author / screen and playwright / producer / director / songwriter to create and write a new Green Lantern book: Tyler Perry Presents DC Comics’ Justice League’s Green Lantern: John Stewart.

The Outhouse, loved as the internet’s only haven for respectful race relation discussions, sent a reporter to Mr. Perry’s palatial estate located on Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Parkway in Perrysville, Ohio:

I am humbled and excited that DC has asked me to do this. It is not every day that I get to put my name on something that has the potential to be this entertaining. Not to give anything away, but I plan on using this as an opportunity to show how African Americans and white people are different. I am even toying with the idea of giving John a white friend that is very different from John, much like the odd couple. Furthermore, Tyler Perry I really liked the idea the former Green Lantern Corps writer, Josh Fialkov, had of making John more of a space cop, who knows, maybe he’ll have to go under cover as a strong, large, smart-mouthed woman.

Word coming out of Wondercon is that DC is also about to announce that Laurell K Hamilton will jump ship from Marvel to help DC with the perception that all of their women are treated as sex objects.

So, there you go, DC listens.
 



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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby GHERU » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:37 pm

syxxpakk wrote:Image

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^^
thats my usual tell
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Postby avengingtitan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 pm

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Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.
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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:25 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.


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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:33 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.


Oh noes! Time wasted... On the internet!!!

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:36 pm

This is what I love about comics though. Only in this industry might it be even a little bit plausible that something like this was true.

Would DC create a Tyler Perry Presents DC Comics' Justice League's Green Lantern: John Stewart?

Probably not... but you really can't rule it out. :lol:

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby sdsichero » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:04 pm

GHERU wrote:
^^
thats my usual tell


But E.L. James is still writing 52 Shades of Grey right?

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Postby Chesscub » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:06 pm

With a title like that, the cover image would end up being really really small. :D

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby GHERU » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:41 pm

Chesscub wrote:With a title like that, the cover image would end up being really really small. :D

but, its a totally believable title... apparently
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Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:42 pm

I don't know who Tyler Perry is.

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:11 pm

sdsichero wrote:
But E.L. James is still writing 52 Shades of Grey right?


No, Marvel snatched her up for 50 Shades of Jean Grey.
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Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:11 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I don't know who Tyler Perry is.


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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby Victorian Squid » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:12 pm

GHERU should've given credit to Draco X tho:

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draco x wrote:DC should hire Tyler Perry as I can see and Didio getting along fine for some reason as both men love drama and can't write for shit.


Draco X makes a lot of Tyler Perry jokes.

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Re: DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Postby Keb » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:37 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I don't know who Tyler Perry is.

Really?

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