Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?
Source: RU is really bored
In an effort to defuse some of the bad press DC stirred up as a result of the discovery that they were planning to kill off the company’s most prominent black character, DC has hired the über successful actor / author / screen and playwright / producer / director / songwriter to create and write a new Green Lantern book: Tyler Perry Presents DC Comics’ Justice League’s Green Lantern: John Stewart.
The Outhouse, loved as the internet’s only haven for respectful race relation discussions, sent a reporter to Mr. Perry’s palatial estate located on Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Parkway in Perrysville, Ohio:
I am humbled and excited that DC has asked me to do this. It is not every day that I get to put my name on something that has the potential to be this entertaining. Not to give anything away, but I plan on using this as an opportunity to show how African Americans and white people are different. I am even toying with the idea of giving John a white friend that is very different from John, much like the odd couple. Furthermore,
Tyler Perry I really liked the idea the former Green Lantern Corps writer, Josh Fialkov, had of making John more of a space cop, who knows, maybe he’ll have to go under cover as a strong, large, smart-mouthed woman.
Word coming out of Wondercon is that DC is also about to announce that Laurell K Hamilton will jump ship from Marvel to help DC with the perception that all of their women are treated as sex objects.
So, there you go, DC listens.
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