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DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

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LOLtron

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Postby LOLtron » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:29 pm

DC Hires Tyler Perry To Pen New Green Lantern Book

Has anyone ever met anyone who liked Tyler Perry?



Source: RU is really bored

In an effort to defuse some of the bad press DC stirred up as a result of the discovery that they were planning to kill off the company’s most prominent black character, DC has hired the über successful actor / author / screen and playwright / producer / director / songwriter to create and write a new Green Lantern book: Tyler Perry Presents DC Comics’ Justice League’s Green Lantern: John Stewart.

The Outhouse, loved as the internet’s only haven for respectful race relation discussions, sent a reporter to Mr. Perry’s palatial estate located on Tyler Perry Presents Tyler Perry’s Parkway in Perrysville, Ohio:

I am humbled and excited that DC has asked me to do this. It is not every day that I get to put my name on something that has the potential to be this entertaining. Not to give anything away, but I plan on using this as an opportunity to show how African Americans and white people are different. I am even toying with the idea of giving John a white friend that is very different from John, much like the odd couple. Furthermore, Tyler Perry I really liked the idea the former Green Lantern Corps writer, Josh Fialkov, had of making John more of a space cop, who knows, maybe he’ll have to go under cover as a strong, large, smart-mouthed woman.

Word coming out of Wondercon is that DC is also about to announce that Laurell K Hamilton will jump ship from Marvel to help DC with the perception that all of their women are treated as sex objects.

So, there you go, DC listens.
 



Written or Contributed by GHERU


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syxxpakk

Wrasslin' Fan

Postby syxxpakk » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:35 pm

Image
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:37 pm

syxxpakk wrote:Image

Source: RU is really bored

^^
thats my usual tell
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avengingtitan

Rain Partier

Postby avengingtitan » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:09 pm

syxxpakk wrote:Image

Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:25 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.


We should probably have included a disclaimer that Walt Disney's frozen head is not the actual President of Disney.
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Lord Simian

The Lord of the Monkeys

Postby Lord Simian » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:33 pm

avengingtitan wrote:Which is why I hate this "funny" articles. I can never tell until if its serious. Hell the one on Richard Rider seemed legit but I wasted my time on it.


Oh noes! Time wasted... On the internet!!!

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

:twisted:
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S.F. Jude Terror

OMCTO

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:36 pm

This is what I love about comics though. Only in this industry might it be even a little bit plausible that something like this was true.

Would DC create a Tyler Perry Presents DC Comics' Justice League's Green Lantern: John Stewart?

Probably not... but you really can't rule it out. :lol:

Only in comics.
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sdsichero

2k11 Outhouse People's Champion

Postby sdsichero » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:04 pm

GHERU wrote:
^^
thats my usual tell


But E.L. James is still writing 52 Shades of Grey right?
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Chesscub

WTF is this rank?

Postby Chesscub » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:06 pm

With a title like that, the cover image would end up being really really small. :D
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GHERU

Rain Partier

Postby GHERU » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:41 pm

Chesscub wrote:With a title like that, the cover image would end up being really really small. :D

but, its a totally believable title... apparently
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Fri Mar 29, 2013 4:42 pm

I don't know who Tyler Perry is.
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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:11 pm

sdsichero wrote:
But E.L. James is still writing 52 Shades of Grey right?


No, Marvel snatched her up for 50 Shades of Jean Grey.
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Juan Cena

DANG!

Postby Juan Cena » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:11 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I don't know who Tyler Perry is.


Lucky. Lucky. Dog.
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Tintin Quarantino

Rain Partier

Postby Tintin Quarantino » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:12 pm

GHERU should've given credit to Draco X tho:

post10160802.html?hilit=tyler%20perry#p10160802

draco x wrote:DC should hire Tyler Perry as I can see and Didio getting along fine for some reason as both men love drama and can't write for shit.


Draco X makes a lot of Tyler Perry jokes.
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Keb

<( ' . ' )>

Postby Keb » Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:37 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:I don't know who Tyler Perry is.

Really?

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