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I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

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by guitarsmashley » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:13 pm

I made this.

Tomorrow I will fill it with cream cheese, lox, cucumber, tomato and onions...who wants to make out?

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by guitarsmashley » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:13 pm

I made this.

Tomorrow I will fill it with cream cheese, lox, cucumber, tomato and onions...who wants to make out?

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by bkthomson » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:02 am

Looks good.

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by bkthomson » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:02 am

Looks good.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:34 pm

I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:34 pm

I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:39 pm

Keb wrote:I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.

tis not pastry.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:39 pm

Keb wrote:I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.

tis not pastry.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:43 pm

Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:43 pm

Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Keb wrote:Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.

Homemade bagel.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Keb wrote:Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.

Homemade bagel.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Mmmm bagel

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Mmmm bagel

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:52 pm

Keb wrote:Mmmm bagel

Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:52 pm

Keb wrote:Mmmm bagel

Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:03 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.

I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?

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by Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:03 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.

I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:06 pm

Keb wrote:I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?

Yes, it's cold smoked, I would techinically be making gravlax or cured salmon. That or buy too much lox at costco...I'll probably buy too much lox at costco....these bagels are so freaking good.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:06 pm

Keb wrote:I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?

Yes, it's cold smoked, I would techinically be making gravlax or cured salmon. That or buy too much lox at costco...I'll probably buy too much lox at costco....these bagels are so freaking good.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:12 pm

How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.

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by S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:12 pm

How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:21 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.

I used this recipe. Jude, they are some of the best bagels I've ever had.

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by guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:21 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.

I used this recipe. Jude, they are some of the best bagels I've ever had.

doombug wrote:You really are the george carlin of the outhouse. that's fucking hilarious.

doombug wrote:and yeah, Yoni called it.

I feel like a condemned building with a brand new flag pole.
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by BarrySagittarius » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:40 pm

Oy vey

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by BarrySagittarius » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:40 pm

Oy vey