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I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:13 pm

I made this.

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Tomorrow I will fill it with cream cheese, lox, cucumber, tomato and onions...who wants to make out?
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby bkthomson » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:02 am

Looks good.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:34 pm

I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:39 pm

Keb wrote:I think Jadakiss might object to being stuffed in a pastry.


tis not pastry.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:43 pm

Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Keb wrote:Bagel?

I didn't see the hole.


Homemade bagel.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:45 pm

Mmmm bagel
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:52 pm

Keb wrote:Mmmm bagel


Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby Keb » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:03 pm

guitarsmashley wrote:
Yup I made a dozen and a half last night. I'm contemplating making my own lox next.

I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:06 pm

Keb wrote:I can't wait for your Ghostface collab album!

Isn't lox smoked salmon?


Yes, it's cold smoked, I would techinically be making gravlax or cured salmon. That or buy too much lox at costco...I'll probably buy too much lox at costco....these bagels are so freaking good.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby S.F. Jude Terror » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:12 pm

How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:21 pm

S.F. Jude Terror wrote:How did the bagels come out? I'm thinking of doing this because you can't get decent bagels out here.


I used this recipe. Jude, they are some of the best bagels I've ever had.
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby b.lumpkin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:40 pm

Oy vey
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby Evan Meadow » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:02 pm

No egg bagels, no sale. :D
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Re: I really Jew'd my kitchen tonight

Postby guitarsmashley » Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:42 pm

Evan Meadow wrote:No egg bagels, no sale. :D

Gross.
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