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Age Of Oops-tron #6

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:56 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:If that means wiping out humanity with a giant fiery bird so that mutants can flourish again yeah.

Scott Summers didn't want to wipe out humanity. That was just anti-mutant propaganda that the Avengers were spreading around to discredit Scott. Scott Summers is the hero that the Marvel Universe deserves and I would say that after AvX, he is also the hero that they need!

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:56 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:If that means wiping out humanity with a giant fiery bird so that mutants can flourish again yeah.

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by Punchy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:56 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

What a cunt.

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by Punchy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 5:56 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

What a cunt.

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by superfictious » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:01 pm

Punchy wrote:
What a cunt.

But a cunt who's a top-notch martial artist.

superfictious

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by superfictious » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:01 pm

Punchy wrote:
What a cunt.

But a cunt who's a top-notch martial artist.

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by e_galston » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:04 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Avengers Action Plan: if you want something shady done send a bloodthirsty X-Men. If anything goes wrong you can blame the mutants and disavow any sanctioning of their allegedly rogue actions.

except no one sent Logan to the past, he did that himself... granted its not like you'd know that since you more than likely didn't read the past issue since it doesn't have a DC logo on it...

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by e_galston » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:04 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Avengers Action Plan: if you want something shady done send a bloodthirsty X-Men. If anything goes wrong you can blame the mutants and disavow any sanctioning of their allegedly rogue actions.

except no one sent Logan to the past, he did that himself... granted its not like you'd know that since you more than likely didn't read the past issue since it doesn't have a DC logo on it...

Grayson

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:05 pm

False Prophet wrote:But a cunt who's a top-notch martial artist.

A top-notch martial artist, who is allegedly a cunt and was/is right.

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by Grayson » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:05 pm

False Prophet wrote:But a cunt who's a top-notch martial artist.

A top-notch martial artist, who is allegedly a cunt and was/is right.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:17 pm

Not a top-notch marital artist though.

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by Tintin Quarantino » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:17 pm

Not a top-notch marital artist though.

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by superfictious » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:25 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Not a top-notch marital artist though.

Now you've gone too damn far, Squid.

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by superfictious » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:25 pm

Victorian Squid wrote:Not a top-notch marital artist though.

Now you've gone too damn far, Squid.

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by fieldy snuts » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:36 pm

Punchy wrote:
What a cunt.

got it in one :lol:

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by fieldy snuts » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:36 pm

Punchy wrote:
What a cunt.

got it in one :lol:

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:51 pm

Damn you!!! I just got home from getting a hair cut and take out dinner and was just about to read this, I was gonna start a Because I'm going to keep fucking reading it #6 thread.

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by guitarsmashley » Wed Apr 17, 2013 6:51 pm

Damn you!!! I just got home from getting a hair cut and take out dinner and was just about to read this, I was gonna start a Because I'm going to keep fucking reading it #6 thread.

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by habitual » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:20 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

Especially when he invaded that island.....oh wait that was Cap.

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by habitual » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:20 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

Especially when he invaded that island.....oh wait that was Cap.

Hab

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by oogy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:29 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

That cunt!

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by oogy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:29 pm

fieldy snuts wrote:
Thatcherism. Cyclops is Thatcher.

That cunt!

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by LoganRSA » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:45 pm

How the hell is time travel so damn ubiquitous in the Marvel universe now?? The solution should never be "I'll just go back in time and fix it." That option should not exist! :smt011

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by LoganRSA » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:45 pm

How the hell is time travel so damn ubiquitous in the Marvel universe now?? The solution should never be "I'll just go back in time and fix it." That option should not exist! :smt011

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by SuperginraiX » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:53 pm

Log-Man wrote:How the hell is time travel so damn ubiquitous in the Marvel universe now?? The solution should never be "I'll just go back in time and fix it." That option should not exist!

Except for Days of Future Past. You're allowed to do it once.

After that, it just becomes a weak way to solve all of your problems. Failed the first time? Try it again! Got a ticket for speeding? Back to the past! Accidentally bought six issues of a terrible Marvel Mega-Event? Time travel!

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by SuperginraiX » Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:53 pm

Log-Man wrote:How the hell is time travel so damn ubiquitous in the Marvel universe now?? The solution should never be "I'll just go back in time and fix it." That option should not exist!

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by Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:00 pm

Grayson wrote:Scott Summers would have already resolved this conflict with minimal casualties or effects to the space-time continuum.

Of course! But then the mini wouldn't be over twelve issues now would it? Bendis needs dumb idiots like Wolverine to do stupid things to continue his story.

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by Zechs » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:00 pm

Grayson wrote:Scott Summers would have already resolved this conflict with minimal casualties or effects to the space-time continuum.

Of course! But then the mini wouldn't be over twelve issues now would it? Bendis needs dumb idiots like Wolverine to do stupid things to continue his story.

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by HNutz » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:23 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Avengers Action Plan: if you want something shady done send a bloodthirsty X-Men. If anything goes wrong you can blame the mutants and disavow any sanctioning of their allegedly rogue actions.

If you're possessed by an alien force (or believed possessed by an alien force) and you kill a planet of broccoli-headed aliens, your friends will stick up for you.

If you're possessed by an alien force and you kill your former teacher, your friends will hate you.

If you're possessed by the Red Skull using the brain of Charles Xavier and you attack any mutant around, it's okay.

If you kill your own kids, both accidently and intentionally, you have the moral high ground in the above situations.

If you go back in time, creating a temporal paradox is a good, fun, safe idea.

... Right?

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by HNutz » Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:23 pm

IvCNuB4 wrote:Avengers Action Plan: if you want something shady done send a bloodthirsty X-Men. If anything goes wrong you can blame the mutants and disavow any sanctioning of their allegedly rogue actions.