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DANG!

by Juan Cena » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:29 pm

Because Matt Ufford says so.

He's got a point about the Giants and Jets playing in New Jersey instead of NYC.

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by Juan Cena » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:29 pm

Because Matt Ufford says so.

He's got a point about the Giants and Jets playing in New Jersey instead of NYC.

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by MistaT » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:30 pm

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by MistaT » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:30 pm

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by CountD » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:37 am

what is this nonsense

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by CountD » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:37 am

what is this nonsense

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by DMM » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:44 am

I heard the Jaguars got new unies.

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by DMM » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:44 am

I heard the Jaguars got new unies.

DANG!

by Juan Cena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:52 am

DMM wrote:I heard the Jaguars got new unies.

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by Juan Cena » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:52 am

DMM wrote:I heard the Jaguars got new unies.

"I have my heroes, but no one knows their names"
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Strict31 wrote:I'm not sure that combining the nigh-uncontrollable power of LOLtron with the Nacireman is a good idea. Some years from now, when mankind is on the verge of extinction, we'll be able to look back and remember this moment, and say, "DANG."

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by DMM » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:53 am

I like it.

I kind of think of the Jags as my "away" team, as I'm in Jacksonville on business a lot. Maybe one of these times I'll catch a game.

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by DMM » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:53 am

I like it.

I kind of think of the Jags as my "away" team, as I'm in Jacksonville on business a lot. Maybe one of these times I'll catch a game.

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:15 pm

DMM wrote:I like it.

I kind of think of the Jags as my "away" team, as I'm in Jacksonville on business a lot. Maybe one of these times I'll catch a game.

You should let me know when your in town next, we'll go out for drinks. Of course that's provided that I too am in town. :wink:

Kinda ironic though cuz I fuckin HATE the Eagles and pretty much all things Philly. :smt013

Really its just a friendly rivalry between me and my daughter's step-dad. She lives up there with her mom and him. We are constantly trying to influence her to one side or the other. :lol:

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:15 pm

DMM wrote:I like it.

I kind of think of the Jags as my "away" team, as I'm in Jacksonville on business a lot. Maybe one of these times I'll catch a game.

You should let me know when your in town next, we'll go out for drinks. Of course that's provided that I too am in town. :wink:

Kinda ironic though cuz I fuckin HATE the Eagles and pretty much all things Philly. :smt013

Really its just a friendly rivalry between me and my daughter's step-dad. She lives up there with her mom and him. We are constantly trying to influence her to one side or the other. :lol:

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:19 pm

I like the new uniforms and like the new owner even more. He's changed stadium policies regarding bringing your own food and drink, lowered ticket costs, and instituted a new "lottery/raffle" program where he gives out unsold tickets to whoever buys in. Stands are going to be packed this year.

Curious to see who our drafts will be.

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:19 pm

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by pastajoe » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:28 pm

Do they still cover sections of seats with a tarp so they can lower the number of seats sold and be considered a sellout?

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by pastajoe » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:28 pm

Do they still cover sections of seats with a tarp so they can lower the number of seats sold and be considered a sellout?

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:32 pm

pastajoe wrote:Do they still cover sections of seats with a tarp so they can lower the number of seats sold and be considered a sellout?

Yeah, the top cornermost sections are covered. If things go as the new owner plans they will be gone in a season are two. He is doing everything he can to get people into the stadium.

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:32 pm

pastajoe wrote:Do they still cover sections of seats with a tarp so they can lower the number of seats sold and be considered a sellout?

Yeah, the top cornermost sections are covered. If things go as the new owner plans they will be gone in a season are two. He is doing everything he can to get people into the stadium.

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:33 pm

And it wasn't so games would be considered a sellout, it was because of low ticket sales and we were getting a lot of blackouts.

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by MistaT » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:33 pm

And it wasn't so games would be considered a sellout, it was because of low ticket sales and we were getting a lot of blackouts.